Decades ago, on my first international flight: My seatmate took all that was offered to him—wine, steak dinner, cocktails. I declined everything, thinking it would cost a fortune. At the end of the flight I asked him the cost. He said, “My good man it’s all included!” #TravelFail
On a near- 3 hour flight 2 years back, there was a baby crying for the whole flight a few rows back. I thought, "At least I don't have to put with this on the way back!"
4 days later, Crying Baby + parents were sat next to me for the return flight. I was Window seat. #TravelFail
We hit some turbulence and a ventriloquist dummy fell out of the overhead compartment and started rolling down the cabin. People thought it was a child in a suit and bowtie and started freaking out. #TravelFail
#TravelFail On three consecutive flights, my husband lost his luggage in Atlanta, My luggage was lost in Florida, and my daughter’s luggage was lost in California.
Early 2000's, we were first in line for our SW flight out of Vegas when these older guys with Hawaiian shirts cut in front of us. My friend leans over and was like, "Who do they think they are the effing Beach Boys?" And, that's how I met the real Beach Boys. #TravelFail
