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To tip or not to tip! That is the question. And lately, it’s a question that comes up all too often. Tipping has gotten so out of hand… it’s as if every cash register comes paired with a quippy tip jar and a complimentary black cloud of shame if you don’t indulge in some 19 year old’s weekend fund. So, before tipping gets even more outrageous, we’ve done the world a favor (you’re welcome, world!) and created a list of all the people you no longer have to feel guilty about
This isn’t to say tipping should be abolished. Tipping is a wonderful way of showing appreciation for top-notch service, and there are definitely industries and people who are worth the extra monetary gesture. But we think we speak for a good portion of the masses (except for those found on this list), when we say we’re getting fed up with these expectations of forking over our measly salaries every time we make a purchase.
Tipping started out as a simple acronym - “to insure promptness.” If we start tipping every Peter, Paul, and Mary who works at Quizno’s, we’re never gonna make it out alive. So push your guilt aside, read through this list of people you shouldn’t have to tip, and revisit that old fashioned institution of simply being polite at the register.
Bartenders Who Won't Look at You This isn't Thunder Down Under... no one's making it rain for a cocky jerk.
A Stylist That Messes up Your Haircut Resist the guilt! If you leave in tears, you'll leave no tip.
Servers Who Hit on Your Significant Other Your job is to please, not to tease.
Nail Salon Employees Who Talk Crap About You Remember, you're paying them to have your nails done, not to be degraded.
Cabdrivers Who Almost Get You in an Accident Near death experiences don't merit tipping.
The Cashier When You're Picking up Takeout If tips went to the chef, sure! But they don't. And that guy just stood there.
Baristas Who Only Serve You a Cup of Coffee Do you tip 7-11 employees for ripping off a scratcher and handing it to you? 'Nuff said.
The Plumber That Leaves a Mess The day you start tipping the plumber is the day you decide you never really needed that 401k, anyway.
kctaylorband added Buffet Waitresses That Don't Actually Bring You Anything.
The Lazy Babysitter If your kid tells you the babysitter texted all night, feel no guilt about no tip.
Casino Cashier Let's not get ridiculous. Spending money to win money is already hazy enough.
Lazy Doormen It's not that we don't appreciate you, it's that you're already getting paid to do your job.
Cranky Bathroom Attendants We appreciate your services, but no one likes a bad attitude.
The Waitress Who Acts Like She's Your Best Friend We've come here for the food, not your companionship.
Parking Attendants Who Sleep/Text on the Job No offense, but it's hard to catch car thieves while you're sleeping.
Yogurt Shop Employees Tipping a yogurt shop employee is like tipping someone to pour you a fountain drink.
RobLein added Haircutters Who Wash Your Hair, But Don't Completely Dry It Before You Go Outside
Bagel Shop Employees Slicin' and spreadin' ain't gonna get our spare change!
Waiters Who Kneel Down Every Time They Talk to You Hang on to your voodoo kneeling tricks, buddy. We're onto you.
Gossiping Food Court Employees Dishing out corn dogs and pizza slices doesn't merit extra change. Sorry, not sorry.
Produce Deliverers If you were to come in and cook the meals, too, we could work something out.
Super Cranky Tailors Don't be weird. Tip by promoting their business or bringing them a bottle of wine at the holidays.
Your Mechanic Just like you, mechanics make their own hard-earned money.
Farmer's Market Vendors We hope you're never put in this predicament. If you are, resist!
RobLein added Certified Public Accountants Even if they find great tax breaks for you. You already pay them a lot.