Weirdly Interesting The Funniest Physics Jokes Ever  

Jack Napier
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List Rules Vote up any joke that would be funny to a Physics major

Physicists are a blast. For proof, find the spot in your town where all the physicists hang out, wait until they pry themselves away from their experiments, and then wait for the fun to begin! Like any other group of people, physicists have a sense of humor about their professions. Unlike other scientists, physics jokes tend to be either insanely complicated or use some sort of math. As you probably know, the problem with some smarty pants are that they’re too smart with not enough funny. Don’t worry about that today! The jokes for physics geeks on this list are not only high-brow, but they’re funny too!

The best part about the funny physics jokes on this list isn’t all the chuckles you’ll be stifling at work. It’s that you’re learning something while you’re laughing. Don’t be embarrassed if you have to look up the meaning to a punchline or two. And don’t worry - these jokes aren’t just funny in theory, but they all have practical applications. OK, so maybe our physics humor isn’t as spot on as the physics jokes on our list, but you can always wash the bad taste of our physics puns out of your eyes with the electrifying list of the best jokes for physicists.

Vote on your favorite physics joke, and then run down to your local university’s science lab to try them out. Make sure you leave us a comment to tell us how it went.
What Did One Uranium-238 Nucle... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Physics Jokes Ever
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What Did One Uranium-238 Nucleus Say To The Other?

"Gotta split!"
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Why Is Electricity So Dangerou... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Physics Jokes Ever
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Why Is Electricity So Dangerous?

Because it doesn't know how to conduct itself?
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Does Light Have Mass? is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Physics Jokes Ever
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Does Light Have Mass?

Of course not. It's not even Catholic!!!
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