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The Funniest Pick-Up Lines

List RulesBest funny ice breakers and one-liner pick-up lines

What good lines do you always go to when you spot a hottie across the bar? This list of pick up line jokes and humor, culled from TV shows, films, stand-up comedy and pop culture might help you add an icebreaker or two to your rotation. These one-liners and humorous anecdotes look at funny pick up lines from a variety of perspectives, and try to find humor in wry observations, through irony and sarcasm, and even just by being silly. Human beings love to laugh, and being able to notice life's little absurdities can make even bad days seem a bit cheerier, and help catch the eyes of the ladies (or gents!).

Some of these funny ice breakers and one-liners are designed with that in mind, from amusing little witticisms to obscure references to puns. Others take a more satirical approach and are cheesy ice breaker lines that use hypocrisy and criticism for laughs. No matter what the approach, these sexy come ons will make you laugh and you'll find breaking the ice with a joke isn't as tricky as it seems.

The jokes on this page take many forms and are written in different formats. Some have a very traditional set-up/punchline style, with the set-up in bold and the punchline written smaller in the space below. Others are more like mini-stories or scenarios, in which case they've simply been broken up in a way that's convenient and easy to read. Go through them all and vote for your favorites!

  • 5
    1249 VOTES

    Is your name Gillette

    Because baby you’'re the best a man can get!
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  • 6
    1224 VOTES

    I Seem to Have Lost My Phone Number. Can I Have Yours?

    Photo: Bill Strain / Flickr
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  • 7
    1395 VOTES

    Nothing lasts forever

    Photo: Scott Thompson / Flickr
    Can you be my nothing?
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  • 8
    1576 VOTES

    Do you like bananas or blueberries?

    Photo: Metaweb / CC-BY
    I wanna know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
    Is this funny?