Weirdly Attractive Pictures Of Jesus

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Vote up the Jesus figures who you would join in the sac(raments).

Jesus, the centerpiece of Christianity, takes on many different forms: the historically inaccurate white Jesus, the potato Jesus you got on Ebay, and possibly the internet's favorite incarnation, hot Jesus. One of the holiest memes out there, this Jesus brings new passion to the Old Testament. Who needs an Advent calendar when you could have a sexy Jesus calender by the Saxby brothers? In their eyes, and those of artists like Stephen Sawyer, muscular Jesus conveys the power behind faith and the church; this Messiah is ready to join a crusade, or at least take part in San Francisco's annual Hunky Jesus contest. With a warm face and abs more chiseled than the facade of a classic cathedral, Jesus converts nonbelievers faster than the forbidden fruit brought about the fall of man.

These hot Jesus photos turn more heads than any Biblical miracle. The son of God is all grown up, and the second coming is closer than you think.


  • 1
    169 VOTES

    Blessed Be The Babe

    Blessed Be The Babe
    Photo: Saxby Brothers / Facebook
    169 votes
  • 2
    168 VOTES

    Cheeks Be With You

    Cheeks Be With You
    Photo: Saxby Brothers / Facebook
    168 votes
  • 3
    128 VOTES

    Wine Not?

    Wine Not?
    Photo: Saxby Brothers / Facebook
    128 votes
  • 4
    126 VOTES

    The Boy Next Door

    The Boy Next Door
    Photo: Saxby Brothers / Facebook
    126 votes
  • 5
    105 VOTES

    Hung On The Cross

    Hung On The Cross
    Photo: Sharp Iron
    105 votes
  • 6
    91 VOTES

    Wood Friday

    Wood Friday
    Photo: Saxby Brothers / Facebook
    91 votes