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Weirdly Attractive Pictures Of Jesus  

Mick Jacobs
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List Rules Vote up the Jesus figures who you would join in the sac(raments).

Jesus, the centerpiece of Christianity, takes on many different forms: the historically inaccurate white Jesus, the potato Jesus you got on Ebay, and possibly the internet's favorite incarnation, hot Jesus. One of the holiest memes out there, this Jesus brings new passion to the Old Testament. Who needs an Advent calendar when you could have a sexy Jesus calender by the Saxby brothers? In their eyes, and those of artists like Stephen Sawyer, muscular Jesus conveys the power behind faith and the church; this Messiah is ready to join a crusade, or at least take part in San Francisco's annual Hunky Jesus contest. With a warm face and abs more chiseled than the facade of a classic cathedral, Jesus converts nonbelievers faster than the forbidden fruit brought about the fall of man.

These hot Jesus photos turn more heads than any Biblical miracle. The son of God is all grown up, and the second coming is closer than you think.

Blessed Be The Babe is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Weirdly Attractive Pictures Of Jesus
Photo: Saxby Brothers/Facebook
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Blessed Be The Babe
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The Boy Next Door is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Weirdly Attractive Pictures Of Jesus
Photo: Saxby Brothers/Facebook
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The Boy Next Door
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Cheeks Be With You is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Weirdly Attractive Pictures Of Jesus
Photo: Saxby Brothers/Facebook
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Cheeks Be With You
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Jesus Christ: Supermodel is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Weirdly Attractive Pictures Of Jesus
Photo: Jesus Christ Superstar/Universal Pictures
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Jesus Christ: Supermodel
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