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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales movie quotes help tell the story of the fifth installment in the Pirates of the Caribbean film series. Based on the characters created by  Ted Elliott, Terry Rossio, Stuart Beattie and Jay Wolpert, the screenplay was written by Jeff Nathanson using a story he and Terry Rossio created. Joachim Rønning and Espen Sandberg directed Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales, which opened theatrically on May 26, 2017.

In Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales, Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) is back, this time battling Captain Salazar (Javier Bardem) and his crew of ghost sailors. Salazar, who has just escaped the Devil's Triangle, vows to kill all pirates, the most important of which is Captain Jack Sparrow.

With few good options on the table, Jack must team up with beautiful astronomer Carina (Kaya Scodelario) and young naval sailor Henry (Brenton Thwaites). In order to stay alive, the trio must elude Salazar and find the mythical Trident of Poseidon, neither of which are easy tasks.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales joined theaters in May 2017 along with other great films including Wakefield, Everything, Everything, Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul, and Alien: Covenant.

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I Saw Her Ankles


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Carina Smyth: The men on that ship are looking for Jack. We're going to have to swim for it.
Henry: Carina, stop that!
Captain Jack Sparrow: No, no, no, no, no! Don't stop that.
Henry: This has gone far enough.
Captain Jack Sparrow: No, it has not.  
Henry: I saw her ankles.
Captain Jack Sparrow: You would've seen a lot more if you kept your cakehole shut.

In a pinch, Carina is forced to disrobe and swim for her life. This inspires two very different reactions from Jack and Henry, both of which get to see her bare ankles.

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A Pearl, A Girl, and a Sparrow


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Shansa: The dead have taken command of the sea. They're searching for a pearl, a girl, and a Sparrow!

Shansa sums up the main theory of the film in a single Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales movie quote. Captain Salazar is looking for a pearl, a girl and, of course, Jack Sparrow.

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Men, No! Pirates! is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales Movie Quotes
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Men, No! Pirates!


Captain Hector Barbossa: I have heard stores of a mighty Spanish captain who sunk and killed thousands of men.
Captain Armando Salazar: No no no no! Men, no! Pirates! Pirates!

When Captain Barbossa talks about a Spanish captain who sunk thousands of men, Captain Salazar is quick to correct him. Those were not simple men, they were pirates.

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I Once Knew a Spaniard is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales Movie Quotes
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I Once Knew a Spaniard


Captain Jack Sparrow: I once knew a Spaniard named, something in Spanish.

While Captain Jack can't seem to remember the exact name of the Spaniard, he's sure it was something in Spanish. That doesn't exactly narrow it down.

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