Silly Places That Don't Usually Have An Open Bar But Should  

Jacob Shelton
382 votes 39 voters 25 items

List Rules Upvote the situations that look like they could use a drink.

Admit it, most situations would be 100% better if you could have a drink and calm your nerves, such as submitting yourself to a child’s birthday party or telling your therapist how much you hate your dad. In fact, the best places for open bars are the places where it’s completely frowned upon if you drink. If there was an open bar in so many awkward situations it would alleviate the need to sneak alcohol into wherever you hate to go. These places range from children’s restaurants to important functions where a few beers would loosen you up.

Have you ever been at the bank and thought, “This ATM needs an open bar”? If so then consider the situations presented below. While booze should really be flowing everywhere, the places and situations on this list are the circumstances where you truly need to have a drink. You’re probably thinking of a place where you’d like to have a drink right now; so pour yourself a slow gin fizz, jump down to the list and start nodding furiously at every option you’re presented with. Or better yet, vote up the places that don’t have a bar but definitely should. 

list ordered by

1
23 1
Family Reunions

2
17 1
Chuck E. Cheese's

3
27 3
Funerals

4
16 3
Children's Birthday Parties

5
15 3
Cross Country Flights

6
15 5
Pitch Meetings

7
12 3
Your In-Law's

8
12 6
Your Therapist's Office

9
12 8
Job Interviews

10
9 7
Grocery Stores

11
9 7
Every College Exam

12
8 6
Your Kid's Play

13
9 8
Hospitals

14
8 7
Parent Teacher Night

15
6 6
The Mall

16
8 9
Auditions

17
5 6
The Salon

18
4 7
The Dentist's Office

19
4 9
Libraries

20
4 9
All Carwashes

21
3 8
The Voting Booth

22
2 7
A Loan Office

23
1 8
Seeing An Apartment For The First Time

24
0 7
Your PhD Defense

25
0 9
Home Depot