Plumbers have a tough job. We don't mean to make plumbers the butt of all these jokes, but it only makes sense to crack a smile after spending the day looking at other people's waste. The next time you need your toilet fixed, tell some of these funny plumber jokes, and you may just get a better estimate.
If you need a plumber, then chances are high you are in a bad mood and feel completely drained. You may not be able to take a hot shower first thing in the morning. Instead of getting crisp, clean water out of the sink, you get something that resembles mud. When these moments happen, it is important to look at the bright side of life. Hire a plumber to fix your piping while you get on your phone and laptop and read through these hilarious plumbing jokes. Whatever your problem is, you will see it is not so bad with these silly jokes and puns.
Even if you have never picked up a plunger in your life, you will still get a kick out of this list. Once you have read through them all, make sure to vote on your favorite jokes for plumbers.
Ask them to pronounce "unionized."
His career went down the toilet.
A good flush beats a full house.
He couldn't get a handle on it.
Right now the cops have nothing to go on.
Nevermind, it's too dirty.
Bite his nails.
Every time you flush you put food in my family's mouths.
Their job is draining!
And all he does is eat mushrooms and jump on your turtles?
Doctors wash their hands after going to the bathroom, and plumbers wash their hands before going to the bathroom.
He was flushed with success!
To keep their pants up.
1. Just call an electrician. Plumbers don’t screw around with light bulbs.
They both love pumping iron.