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The Best Plumber Jokes 

Jack Napier
Updated February 6, 2019 332 votes 210 voters 4.8k views 20 items

List Rules Vote up the plumber jokes that are sure to set you leaking tears of laughter.

Plumbers have a tough job. We don't mean to make plumbers the butt of all these jokes, but it only makes sense to crack a smile after spending the day looking at other people's waste. The next time you need your toilet fixed, tell some of these funny plumber jokes, and you may just get a better estimate. 

If you need a plumber, then chances are high you are in a bad mood and feel completely drained. You may not be able to take a hot shower first thing in the morning. Instead of getting crisp, clean water out of the sink, you get something that resembles mud. When these moments happen, it is important to look at the bright side of life. Hire a plumber to fix your piping while you get on your phone and laptop and read through these hilarious plumbing jokes. Whatever your problem is, you will see it is not so bad with these silly jokes and puns

Even if you have never picked up a plunger in your life, you will still get a kick out of this list. Once you have read through them all, make sure to vote on your favorite jokes for plumbers.

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What Do Plumbers Have Wh... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Plumber Jokes
What Do Plumbers Have When They Fall Asleep?

Pipe dreams!

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How Does a Plumber Make ... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Plumber Jokes
How Does a Plumber Make Money in a Casino?

Playing craps. 

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How Can You Tell the Dif... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Plumber Jokes
How Can You Tell the Difference Between a Plumber and a Chemist?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized."

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Why Was the Plumber Depr... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Plumber Jokes
Why Was the Plumber Depressed?

His career went down the toilet.

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Why Should You Never Pla... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Plumber Jokes
Why Should You Never Play Poker With a Plumber?

A good flush beats a full house.

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Dad Called the Plumber f... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Plumber Jokes
Dad Called the Plumber for a Faucet Install...

He couldn't get a handle on it.

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Did You Hear That Someon... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Plumber Jokes
Did You Hear That Someone Broke Into the Police Station and Stole All The Toilets?

Right now the cops have nothing to go on. 

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Did You Hear About the T... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Plumber Jokes
Did You Hear About the Toilet Joke Making Headlines?

Nevermind, it's too dirty.

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What is a Plumber's Favo... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Plumber Jokes
What is a Plumber's Favorite Vegetable?

Leeks!

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What Is One Thing You Wi... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Plumber Jokes
What Is One Thing You Will Never See a Plumber Do?

Bite his nails.

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What Did the Plumber Fin... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Plumber Jokes
What Did the Plumber Find in Superman's Bathroom?

A Superbowl!

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What Do Plumbers Say to ... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Plumber Jokes
What Do Plumbers Say to Their Customers?

Every time you flush you put food in my family's mouths.

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Why Do Plumbers Fall Asl... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Plumber Jokes
Why Do Plumbers Fall Asleep at Work?

Their job is draining!

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Don't You Hate It When Y... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Plumber Jokes
Don't You Hate It When You Call a Plumber...

And all he does is eat mushrooms and jump on your turtles?

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How Are Plumbers Differe... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Plumber Jokes
How Are Plumbers Different From Doctors?

Doctors wash their hands after going to the bathroom, and plumbers wash their hands before going to the bathroom.

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What Makes a Plumber Smi... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Plumber Jokes
What Makes a Plumber Smile Any Time of Day?

Overtime pay.

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Why Did the Plumber Reti... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Plumber Jokes
Why Did the Plumber Retire Early?

He was flushed with success!

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Why Do Plumbers Wear Yel... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Plumber Jokes
Why Do Plumbers Wear Yellow Suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

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How Many Plumbers Does I... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Plumber Jokes
How Many Plumbers Does It Take to Screw in a Light Bulb?

1. Just call an electrician. Plumbers don’t screw around with light bulbs.

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How Are Plumbers and Bod... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Plumber Jokes
How Are Plumbers and Body Builders Similar?

They both love pumping iron.