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Poker Jokes 

Jack Napier
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A list of poker jokes and humor, culled from TV shows, films, stand-up comedy and pop culture. These one-liners and humorous anecdotes look at Poker Jokes from a variety of perspectives, and try to find humor in wry observations, through irony and sarcasm, and even just by being silly. Human beings love to laugh, and being able to notice life's little absurdities can make even bad days seem a bit cheerier. Some of these jokes about Poker Jokes are designed with that in mind, from amusing little witticisms to obscure references to puns. Others take a more satirical approach to the subject of Poker Jokes, mining hypocrisy and criticism for laughs.

So what the funniest poker jokes. That's up to you to decide!

The jokes on this page take many forms and are written in different formats. Some have a very traditional set-up/punchline style, with the set-up in bold and the punchline written smaller in the space below. Others are more like mini-stories or scenarios, in which case they've simply been broken up in a way that's convenient and easy to read. Go through them all and vote for your favorites!
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What are vampires playing poker for?
High stakes.
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What is the difference between a poker player and a dog?
In about ten years the dog quits whinning.
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Signs you might have a poker addiction
Your kids are named Check and Raise.
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From the poker dictionary
Lottery (noun): A tax on people who are bad at math.
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