Poker Jokes

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A list of poker jokes and humor, culled from TV shows, films, stand-up comedy and pop culture. These one-liners and humorous anecdotes look at Poker Jokes from a variety of perspectives, and try to find humor in wry observations, through irony and sarcasm, and even just by being silly. Human beings love to laugh, and being able to notice life's little absurdities can make even bad days seem a bit cheerier. Some of these jokes about Poker Jokes are designed with that in mind, from amusing little witticisms to obscure references to puns. Others take a more satirical approach to the subject of Poker Jokes, mining hypocrisy and criticism for laughs.

So what the funniest poker jokes. That's up to you to decide!

The jokes on this page take many forms and are written in different formats. Some have a very traditional set-up/punchline style, with the set-up in bold and the punchline written smaller in the space below. Others are more like mini-stories or scenarios, in which case they've simply been broken up in a way that's convenient and easy to read. Go through them all and vote for your favorites!

  • 1
    224 VOTES

    What did the giraffe say to the tiger at the poker table?

    I thought you were a cheetah.
  • 2
    237 VOTES

    What is the biggest difference between a church and a poker room?

    In a poker room, you really mean it when you pray!!
  • 3
    149 VOTES

    What's the difference between a large pizza and a poker player?

    Large pizza can feed a family of four, a poker player can't.
  • 4
    130 VOTES

    What is the difference between a poker player and a dog?

    In about ten years the dog quits whinning.