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21 Hilarious Times Trolls Hijacked An Online Poll 

Nathan Davidson
Updated October 13, 2018 2.5k votes 513 voters 17.1k views 21 items

List Rules Vote up the rigged polls that demonstrate a Russian level of influence.

Batman's trusted Butler, Alfred, once told him that "some men just want to watch the world burn." In the digital age, while some use this technology for good purposes, others are able to inflict carnage from the comfort of their computer screens. This a lesson that countless companies, marketing agencies, and even countries learned the hard way by taking polls on the Internet. Over the Internet's storied 25-year history, there has been several a survey hijacked by the web in truly incredible ways. You could almost say that poll trolling has become as much of a time-honored internet tradition as celebrity hacking at this point.

If the marketing geniuses behind the following 21 online poll fails actually honored their end of the deal, Justin Bieber would be stuck in North Korea, there would be a Canadian girl named â€œCthulhu All-Spark," and a $287-million-dollar polar research ship would be named "Boaty McBoatface." If Ghandi were still alive today, he'd probably look at the results of all of these hijacked internet polls and say, "Be the change internet trolls want to see in the world."

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A Sinking Ship
A Sinking Ship is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list 21 Hilarious Times Trolls Hijacked An Online Poll
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Boaty McBoatface is the mother of all Internet poll riggings. A British government agency decided it would be a good idea to let the Internet suggest a name for a 287-million-dollar polar research ship, and the result is the greatest boat name in history.

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Just Dew It
Just Dew It is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list 21 Hilarious Times Trolls Hijacked An Online Poll
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In 2012, Mountain Dew created an online poll to help them name their new green, apple-flavored drink. The tragic poll called "Dub the Dew" was quickly shut down once they realized "Gushin' Granny" was competing with "Hitler Did Nothing Wrong" for the top spot.

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Turning A Deaf Ear
Turning A Deaf Ear is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list 21 Hilarious Times Trolls Hijacked An Online Poll
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Papa John's and Chegg thought it would be a great idea to create an online contest where Taylor Swift would perform a free concert at the school that received the most votes on Facebook. 4 Chan and Reddit jumped at this once in a lifetime and crowned the Horace Mann School for the Deaf as the winner.

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New Zealand Let's The Internet Redesign Their Flag
New Zealand Let's The In... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list 21 Hilarious Times Trolls Hijacked An Online Poll
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New Zealand naively decided to let the Internet redesign their nation's flag and the internet did not disappoint. Sadly, for the rest of the world, poor "Te Pepe" did not make the final cut.

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