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Popstar Never Stop Never Stopping Movie Quotes

Updated August 15, 2019 216 votes 114 voters 18.8k views10 items

Here are the best Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping quotes, featuring some of the best dialogue from the story of a borderline out-of-control pop singer to theaters in a music mockumentary. The comedy film was written by The Lonely Island trio of Akiva Schaffer, Andy Samberg and Jorma Taccone. Samberg also portrays the main character, while Schaffer and Taccone directed.

In Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping, the life of Conner Friel (Sandy Samberg), AKA Conner4real, is chronicled. From comments about his musical talent from his mother (Joan Cusack) to moments captured with his love interest Ashley (Imogen Poots) to run-ins with paparazzi and his nemesis (Will Arnett and Martin Sheen, respectively), all aspects of Connor's life are showcased.

Also featured are no fewer than all 32 of his paid staff, including his manager (Tim Meadows), publicist (Sarah Silverman), DJ (Jorma Taccone), lyricist (Akiva Schaffer) and roadie (Bill Hader). Like any normal pop star, Conner also employs a bagpiper (Will Forte), and, perhaps most importantly, unicorn tamer (Pink).

Featuring a slew of celebrity cameos, Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping opened in theaters alongside movies such as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows, Alice Through the Looking Glass, X-Men: Apocalypse and The Nice Guys.

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    Out of Four Possible Stars

    Video: YouTube

    Connor: Out of four possible stars, Rolling Stone has given it... the s*** emoji. So mixed, let's call it mixed reviews.

    After launching his second album, Connor reads a review in Rolling Stone, which has received the poo emoji instead of a star rating. Who knew that was even a valid option?
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    Like a Mutant Brother

    Photo: Universal Pictures
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    A Third of the Way to Mars

    Connor: I'm trying a brand new magic trick.
    Manager: Connor, don't worry about it. You were up there for like 10 seconds.
    Connor: That's a third of the way to mars.
    Manager: Connor, we've talked about this. 30 Seconds to Mars is the name of a band. It is not a fact.

    To try to engage audiences after his second album flopped, Connor tries a new magic trick where he faces the stage completely naked. Connor fails to understand why this didn't work, among other intellectual challenges.
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    Are Those Real Wolves?

    Video: YouTube

    Connor: Ash and I have been hanging out for about six months now. She's the total package.
    Ashley: Are those real wolves?
    Connor: Yeah
    Ashley: Is that Seal? And you've invited the press? What is going on?
    Connor: Will you marry me?
    Ashley: Yes!
    Handler: The wolves are loose!
    Connor: Are you okay?
    Seal: I've been in this situation before. How do you think I got these scars?
    Connor: From wolves?
    Seal: Now let's get out of here.
    Manager: We killed Seal!
    Connor: He's dead!
    Ashley: Dead!

    A sweet proposal to lady friend Ashley goes horribly wrong when a pack of wolves get loose. Luckily, Seal is there to save them, or at least he was there.
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