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Which Post-Apocalyptic World Would You Survive Based On Your Zodiac Sign?

Updated June 14, 2019 14.6k views12 items

The world is a cruel place, but it's significantly crueler after the apocalypse. That's part of the reason post-apocalyptic sci-fi is so interesting. The best post-apocalyptic movies are a thrill ride, but most of us can admit we'd probably have died in the first 30 seconds. Let's be real: can you really hold in a sneeze for all eternity in order to escape the fate of anyone who makes a sound in A Quiet Place. Would you even want to? Would you not have just raised up your arms and said screw it when the world was ending for the second in The 100 after you've already rebuilt society from a total nuclear meltdown once before? Not everyone is cracked up to survive in a post-apocalyptic world. Sometimes, the fight just doesn't seem worth it, but other times your Zodiac sign could give you a leg up.

Here's which post-apocalyptic world you'd survive based on your Zodiac sign.

  • Sagittarius: Walking Dead

    Sagittarius: Walking Dead
    Photo: AMC

    Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)are natural-born travelers. They're known for rolling with the punches, which is totally something you're going to have to do if nearly everyone you encounter is a cannibalistic zombie. Life in The Walking Dead isn't easy, but a Sagittarius' quest for knowledge and need for expansion lends itself to leading a rag-tag group of survivors to salvation. As long as you're always on the move, the zombies will have a hard time keeping up.

  • Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)is among the most disciplined signs of the Zodiac. They've got a fiery drive for success and always ensure a mission is complete once they start. This ambition will certainly come in handy if you find yourself trapped in Planet of the Apes. On the Planet of the Apes, intelligent primates rule the world and humans are slaves. It'll take the drive of a Capricorn to endure the hardships of being enslaved while concocting a plan to get out of there. It may be exhausting, but Capricorns are used to working themselves to the ground. You can totally handle it.

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  • What better place for a Zodiac sign symbolized by the Water Bearer than a planet that's completely covered in water after the polar ice caps sing their swan song? The reason an Aquarius  (January 20 – February 18)would do so well with Waterworld's post-apocalyptic world is because they're natural born rebels and trailblazers. You're certainly going to have to be a strong-willed trailblazer to creating a lasting civilization on artificial islands or will your body into developing gills. No kooky Aquarian idea is too avant-garde when you're pretty much starting society from scratch.

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  • Pisces (February 19 – March 20)are one of the softest signs of the Zodiac – but in a really good way. They're dreamy, romantic and kind. They enjoy simple things and are usually marked by a calm, quiet voice. This is totally a prerequisite towards staying alive in A Quiet Place. If you make a single sound in this post-apocalyptic world, you're pretty much dead. What also will help a Pisces succeed in this world are their inherent psychic abilities. If you know something is going to crash of a shelf before it happens, maybe you can catch it before it reveals your location to bloodthirsty monsters scanning the airwaves for sounds.

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