Ladies: you're pregnant. Congratulations. That said, let's talk about the stuff you're going to be sharing for the next eight months that your friends absolutely cannot stand but are too polite to tell you. Things like, "if I see another sonogram I'm going to puke," and "Really? Are you really posting a picture of your afterbirth on Facebook?" Does this sound extreme and/or bizarre to you? It should!
There are a lot of things your friends on Facebook are seeing repeatedly that they are silently sick of and pregnancy updates are high on that list (along with workout schedules, whining about school, and dieting woes, among others). If you've ever looked at the feed on your social media and felt overwhelmed with hatred for the people posting the 17th update of the day regarding their third month (excuse me, excuse me: 15th WEEK) of pregnancy, this list is your chance to vote for the things that annoy you in the hopes that some of your friends and mine will get the hint and keep the water birth albums private in the future.