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“Project Almanac” movie quotes travel through time to show the benefits, and dire consequences, when teen build a time machine. The science fiction adventure movie, in part produced by Michael Bay, was written by Jason Harry Pagan and Andrew Deutschman, and directed by Dean Israelite. “Project Almanac” opened in theaters on January 30, 2015.

In “Project Almanac,” David (Jonny Weston), Quinn (Sam Lerner), Adam (Allen Evangelista) and Christina (Virginia Gardner) all are dealing with various teen issues like high school crushes, money issues and bullies. So when David discovers himself, at his current age, in an old video from his seventh birthday party, a discovery that leads them to find a time machine called Project Almanac, they see an opportunity to go back in time to fix all their woes.

But as much fun as they are having with time travel in winning the lottery, getting the girl, which for David is Jessie (Sofia Black D'Elia), and getting revenge on their bullies, their actions also have some unintended consequences. Wars and riots break out. People they love up and disappear. Things are going awry and it’s up to the teens to fix what they broke. To do that, David must travel back to the time of his seventh birthday party to get to the bottom of things, even if that is highly dangerous.

“Project Almanac” opens alongside other early 2015 movies such as ”Black or White,” ”Mortdecai,” ”The Boy Next Door,” ”Black Sea,” ”Strange Magic,” ”Still Alice,” ”The Wedding Ringer,” ”Blackhat,” ”Taken 3,” ”Predestination,” ”A Most Violent Year,” ”The Interview,” ”Unbroken,” ”American Sniper,” ”Into the Woods,” ”Big Eyes,” ”The Gambler,” ”The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies,” and ”Annie.”
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Before the World Ends

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Jessie: “Before the world ends, I have to fall in love.”

When Jessie mentions her desire to fall in love, David sees an opportunity to impress her. Via the time machine, he comes back to this same moment to finish her sentence, and, of course, lean in for the kiss.
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My Seventh Birthday

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Christina: “Hey, what is this?”
David: “That’s my seventh birthday. Whoa, did you see that? Hold on a sec.”
Christina: “What?”
David: “I just saw something weird. You guys, you gotta see this. Right there. Look in the mirror.”
Quinn: “Dude, that can’t be.”
David: “That’s definitely me! We need to figure out what I’m doing on this tape.”

When looking through old videos, David notices something extremely strange in a tape from his seventh birthday party. He sees himself, at his current age, in the tape, which is completely impossible, to say the least.
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I Am Not Winning the Lottery Twice

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Quinn: “Do you think we can go to jail for cheating on the lottery?”
Clerk: “You guys only got five out of six numbers.”
Quinn: “We have to go back and do it again!”
Adam: “I am not winning the lottery twice!”

The group decides to win the lottery with help of the time machine. They come close to the huge jackpot, just one number off, which is close enough for Adam.
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Let's Take This Thing Out for a Spin

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Quinn: “You’re broke. You’re getting bullied. So, let’s take this thing out for a spin.”

Jessie: “Are you trying to communicate with me…”
David: “Telepathically?”
Jessie: “How did you know I was going to say that?”

Quinn points out that each have something to gain by testing the time machine. Adam needs money, Christina has a bully and David wants to woo Jessie. A time machine could help with all of that.
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