Project X Movie Quotes 

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Updated August 15, 2019 182 votes 123 voters 77.5k views 8 items

These 'Project X' movie quotes include the best, most memorable dialogue in this 2012 comedy film, which tells the tale of three high school friends who throw a party. Somehow, the party goes from okay to amazing, as more and more people find out about it. The bash gets totally out of control, not unexpectedly. Ever been to one of these kinds of parties? Yeah, they get chaotic really quickly. This list features the greatest quotes from the 'Project X' movie, so be sure to vote for your favorites. And, if you've seen the film and you don't see your favorite quote listed, add it.

'Project X' is produced by Todd Phillips ('The Hangover') and marks the directorial debut of Nima Nourizadeh. The movie stars Thomas Mann, Oliver Cooper and Jonathan Daniel Brown as Thomas, Costa and JB: the trio of friends who decide to throw a high school senior party. 'Project X' is a 'found footage' film, meaning all of the action is basically seen through the eyes of someone with a video camera. Oh, and the super-hot Alexis Knapp is also in the movie, playing...a super-hot high school girl that Thomas is totally trying to impress. So there's that.

Vote for your favorite 'Project X' lines below, and if you're interested in other great movie quotes, check out these lists for the best lines from 'The Lorax,' 'Wanderlust,' 'The Muppets,' 'Hugo,' 'Arthur Christmas,' 'Transformers: Dark of the Moon', 'X-Men: First Class,' 'Happy Feet Two,' and 'Captain America: The First Avenger.'

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Working on Diabetes
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Thomas: "What are you looking for?"
JB: "Condoms. I'm working on something downstairs."
Costa: "The only thing you're working on is diabetes you fat f**k."

JB is a slightly overweight teen who is determined to get laid at this high school house party. And Costa is a bit of a smart a**.
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Nobody's Going to See This
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Costa: "We'll have a whole day to fix this place up like new."
Thomas: "What about this?" (points to the camera) "What if my parents see it?"
Costa: "Nobody's going to see this but us, I promise."
Jimmy Kimmel (on his show): "So you know, this high school party in Pasadena -- have you seen the footage?"

Really, if you're going to do something this big, don't tape it. Just don't. And yeah, mom and dad are definitely going to see it. Especially because well, their house is ON FIRE.
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All Good
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Thomas (answers phone): "Hello?"
Thomas' Dad: "Thomas?"
Thomas: "Dad, hey."
Thomas' Dad: "Well we just wanted to call one last time before going to bed, to make sure you were set for the night."
Thomas: "Yep. All good. Um, I'm actually about to go to sleep right now, so..."

There's always that 'checking in' call from the parentals when you're throwing a killer party. In Thomas' case, he's pretty desperate to keep dad from finding out just how crazy things are getting.
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Changing the Game
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Costa: "Tonight's about the girls we never had a shot at. Tonight's about changing the game."

Costa explains to Thomas that if they want to get the girls, they've got to change the game. Safe bet this party changes the game.
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