Puss in Boots Movie Quotes

Voting Rules
Vote up your favorite quotes from the movie 'Puss in Boots.'

These Puss in Boots movie quotes feature some hilarious one-liners by the film's main character, Puss in Boots (voiced by Antonio Banderas). Some of the best lines from the 2011 animated movie are pretty simple ("Meow" comes to mind), but others are quite clever. All have one thing in common: They are FUNNY. Dreamworks' Puss in Boots movie promises to deliver some truly enjoyable comedy animation, as viewers get to see what Puss' life was like before he made his appearance in Shrek. Enjoy these Puss in Boots quotes, vote for your favorites and, if you don't see your personal fave quote listed ("Holy Frijoles!"), add it!

The 3D Puss in Boots movie also features the voices of Zach Galifianakis as Humpty Dumpty, Salma Hayek as Kitty Softpaws, Puss' love interest (and professional kitty-thief), Billy Bob Thornton as Jack and Amy Sedaris as Jill. In the movie, Puss joins forces with Humpty and Kitty Softpaws to try and save his town from a band of outlaws looking to destroy it. With the help of his friends, and of course, his boots, Puss can't lose!

For more family and animated movie quotes, check out these lists for the best lines from The Smurfs movie, Cars 2, the original Cars movie and other great Pixar movies!


  • 1
    30 VOTES

    Do Cats Always Land on Their Feet?

    Do Cats Always Land on Their Feet?
    Video: YouTube

    Jill: Is it true a cat always land on its feet?

    Puss in Boots: No! That is just a rumor spread by dogs!

    30 votes
  • 2
    70 VOTES

    You Made the Cat Angry

    You Made the Cat Angry
    Video: YouTube

    Puss in Boots: I am not looking for trouble. I am but a humble gato in search of his next meal. Perhaps you gentlemen can help me find a simple score.

    Bartender: Well, perhaps if one of us were to tell the law that you were in town, we could split the reward. (Another man tries to sneak up on Puss with a sword, and fails)

    Puss in Boots: You made the cat angry - you no want to make the cat angry!

    70 votes
  • 3
    84 VOTES

    Stay Furry

    Stay Furry
    Video: YouTube

    Puss in Boots: Stay furry, my friends. Meowwww.

    84 votes
  • 4
    30 VOTES

    Your Mama

    Jack: I hate cats!

    Puss in Boots: That's not what your mama said!

    Ohhh Cat: Ooooooohhhhhh!

    30 votes
  • 5
    21 VOTES

    Humpty Alexander Dumpty

    Humpty Alexander Dumpty
    Video: YouTube

    Puss in Boots: I smell something familiar. Something dangerous. Something...breakfasty.

    Humpy Dumpty: It's been a long time, brother.

    Puss in Boots: Humpty Alexander Dumpty! How dare you show your face to me!

    Humpy Dumpty: I know you're angry, you have every right, but it is good to see you Puss. Are those new boots?

    Puss in Boots: No, they are the same boots I wore when you betrayed me.

    Humpy Dumpty: Betrayed you? You left me cracked in pieces on a bridge, surrounded by soldiers - they wrote a song about it!

    21 votes
  • 6
    21 VOTES

    The Legend is Not Distracted

    The Legend is Not Distracted
    Video: YouTube

    Puss in Boots: You may know my name, but you do not know the legend. I protect the innocent. And in my brave and noble quest for justice, nothing will distract me! Ohhhhhhhhh...." (starts chasing a spotlight)

    21 votes