These 'Puss in Boots' movie quotes feature some hilarious one-liners by the film's main character, Puss in Boots (voiced by Antonio Banderas). Some of the best lines from the 2011 animated movie are pretty simple ("Meow" comes to mind), but others are quite clever. All have one thing in common: They are FUNNY. Dreamworks' 'Puss in Boots' movie promises to deliver some truly enjoyable comedy animation, as viewers get to see what Puss' life was like before he made his appearance in 'Shrek.' Enjoy these 'Puss in Boots' quotes, vote for your favorites and, if you don't see your personal fave quote listed ("Holy Frijoles!"), add it!
The 3D 'Puss in Boots' movie also features the voices of Zach Galifianakis as Humpty Dumpty, Salma Hayek as Kitty Softpaws, Puss' love interest (and professional kitty-thief), Billy Bob Thornton as Jack and Amy Sedaris as Jill. In the movie, Puss joins forces with Humpty and Kitty Softpaws to try and save his town from a band of outlaws looking to destroy it. With the help of his friends, and of course, his boots, Puss can't lose!
Words of wisdom from this boot-wearing, sword-wielding, furry little fighting machine!
Puss in Boots: "Stay furry, my friends. Meowwww."
Do. Not. Make. Puss in Boots. Mad. He wields that sword, and his claws, with authority.
Puss in Boots: "I am not looking for trouble. I am but a humble gato in search of his next meal. Perhaps you gentlemen can help me find a simple score."
Bartender: "Well, perhaps if one of us were to tell the law that you were in town, we could split the reward." (Another man tries to sneak up on Puss with a sword, and fails)
Puss in Boots: "You made the cat angry - you no want to make the cat angry!"
Puss' magical boots protect him from all evil, allowing him to right wrongs in the world with kitty charisma!
Puss in Boots: "All that I need are the boots!"
Despite his bravado, Puss in Boots is still a cat. And felines will be felines...
Puss in Boots: "You may know my name, but you do not know the legend. I protect the innocent. And in my brave and noble quest for justice, nothing will distract me! Ohhhhhhhhh...." (starts chasing a spotlight)