A Man Live-Tweets His Raccoon Removal And The Final Twist Is Wild
Nature has a way of reminding us that we're just visitors here. Twitter user @yoda found that out when his electrician discovered a raccoon in the attic. He live-tweeted the entire odyssey and the twists and turns were absolutely wild.
Actual Thing Our Electrician Just Said
actual thing our electrician just said: you have a raccoon nested in your attic. did you guys eat king snow crabs, because he has a bunch of them up there.
— drew olanoff (@yoda) September 14, 2021
(we did not have any snow crabs)Raccoon
— drew olanoff (@yoda) September 14, 2021
Surprisingly Calm
i am surprisingly calm.
— drew olanoff (@yoda) September 14, 2021A Nice Setup
apparently it has been there for a really long time because it has, in our electricians words, "a nice fuckin' setup"
— drew olanoff (@yoda) September 14, 2021
it also hissed at him.A Lot Of Them Snow Crabs
"it's got a lot of them snow crabs, they're stickin up in the air"
— drew olanoff (@yoda) September 14, 2021The Coolest Room In The House
april: it must be hot up there, how is he comfortable?
— drew olanoff (@yoda) September 14, 2021
me: we have a massive exhaust fan, it's probably the coolest room in the house.