Trees cause more pollution than automobiles.
All the waste in a year from a nuclear power plant can be stored under a desk.
I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself.
"Facts are stupid things." at the 1988 Republican National Convention
We are trying to get unemployment to go up, and I think we're going to succeed.
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.
What does an actor know about politics? criticizing Ed Asner for opposing American foreign policy
How can a president not be an actor? when asked "How could an actor become president?"