Weird History Yes, Love Potions Were Real, And They Were Disgusting  

Cleo Egnal
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Love potions are powerful stuff—if they work, that is. They're incredibly popular in pop culture, depictions of witchcraft, and have their roots in history as far back as Biblical times. The idea of a love potion is idyllic: give the object of your desire a little vial to ingest, and they will become yours forever. However, the reality of these love potions was a little more complicated and a lot more disgusting than that. Up there with gross foods from colonial America, aristocratic France, and even the 1950s, the ingredients in some of these ancient, medieval, and even more modern love potion recipes range from the icky, like insects, to the straight-up horrid, like crushed bones and menstrual blood. Be sure to venture into this article on an empty stomach.

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Ancient Greeks Consumed A Popular Ingredient Until It Went Exctinct

One plant was especially important to ancient Greeks looking to create love potions: satyrion, or satirio. The orchid was considered a pleasure plant and, when ground into a powder and added to wine, was said to be a potent aphrodisiac that would make whoever consumed it "passionately and wildly in love." Satyrion was so popular, people used it until there was literally none left, causing the plant to go extinct.

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A Variety Of Animal Remains Were Incredibly Popular, Especially Spanish Fly

Animal products of all sorts were used in love potions all across the world. According to History Answers, recipes called for:

"sparrow heads, deer heart, the droppings of a stork, fat of a snake, brain of a sparrow, testicles of an ass, bones from a left side of a toad which has been devoured by ants, blood and heart of a pigeon, and...bat’s blood in beer."

The most popular animal used in potions was the Spanish Fly, or the Blister Beetle. Usage of Spanish Fly dates back to Hippocrates. According to Latin chroniclers, the ingredient was considered a powerful aphrodisiac, and was crushed and put into numerous potions, which were incredibly popular at the courts of Roman Emperor Augustus. However, Spanish Fly is actually quite dangerous, and can cause permanent kidney and liver damage.

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Medieval "Love Cake" Involved Sweating Into Your Dough–From Every Orifice

Love potions were generally ingested, which makes the ingredients of this medieval-era "love cake" all the more disgusting. If someone wanted to make a person fall in love with them, they would bake a cake while nude, and then rub the dough on every single orifice in order to absorb their sweat into the cake. Yes, this included armpits and genitals. They would then feed the finished cake to their crush, who would fall head over heels in love, thanks to the power of sweat.

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One Potion Even Required Human Remains

As popular as animal remains were in potions, human remains were a bit more taboo, but also definitely utilized. These included bone smashed into a powder, pubic hair, and the ever-popular menstrual blood. The potions allegedly worked best if there were ingredients from both romantic parties involved. One specific recipe called for the spleen and bone marrow of a murdered boy, so sometimes these things got pretty specific. The use of menstrual blood in numerous love potions hints at the fact that it was mostly women who used love potions, and some ended up being convicted of witchcraft as a result.

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