Offbeat Secret Penises Hidden In Tattoos  

Nathan Davidson
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List Rules Vote up the most horrifyingly phallic tattoo fails ever inked.

Yep, there's something more horrifying than a misspelled tattoo. That's right, ladies and gentleman, real people have actually received penis tattoos! Those are tattoos of penises, not tattoos on penises. In some cases the recipient clearly wanted a wiener or two subtly incorporated into a design, but in many, many instances, these folks went down to the tattoo parlor with no plan to have a penis permanently inked into their skin. That's what they ended up with, however.

Accidental penis tattoos are the father of the mother of all tattoo fails. From the accidental penis nose to at least one crucifix gone horribly wrong, there is absolutely nothing funny about these wiener tattoos. Well, as long you as you aren't one of the people in these photos. Then these tattoos are just about the funniest thing ever.

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Beware the Scorpion's Sting


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Peenage Mutant Ninja Turtle


Peenage Mutant Ninja Turtle is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Secret Penises Hidden In Tattoos
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Cocky Flamingo


Cocky Flamingo is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Secret Penises Hidden In Tattoos
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Guitar Hero


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