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Why Does Donald Trump Keep Sniffing at the Debates?  

Jacob Shelton
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List Rules Vote up the reasons you think Trump can't stop sniffing during debates against Hillary Clinton.

If there’s one lesson from the presidential debates, it's that Donald Trump sniffles a lot. What’s up with that? Did he ever have the sniffles so bad on The Apprentice? Are there tapes of him saying that it’s okay to grab the Kleenex by the box as long as you have a cold? Donald Trump sniffing during debates has become a mystery for the ages. Are his microphones consistently defective? Is he allergic to moderators?

Donald Trump sniffling at debate memes have all but taken over the news cycle since his first debate with Hillary Clinton, and at the time it was vaguely unsettling. Now, though, Donald Trump's debate sniffing has become a welcome reprieve from the sewer pipe of news that is the election. But the American public still has to know why the GOP's main man can’t stop sniffling.

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Cocaine is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Why Does Donald Trump Keep Sniffing at the Debates?
Cocaine
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Railing Uppers as Debate Prep is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Why Does Donald Trump Keep Sniffing at the Debates?
Railing Uppers as Debate Prep
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It's a Nervous Tic is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Why Does Donald Trump Keep Sniffing at the Debates?
It's a Nervous Tic
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He's Using an OTC Spray That C... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Why Does Donald Trump Keep Sniffing at the Debates?
He's Using an OTC Spray That Causes His Nose to Run
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Hillary Is Wearing a Special P... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Why Does Donald Trump Keep Sniffing at the Debates?
Hillary Is Wearing a Special Perfume to Irritate Trump's Nasal Passages
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There's a Crayon in His Nose is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Why Does Donald Trump Keep Sniffing at the Debates?
There's a Crayon in His Nose
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Allergies. Just Allergies is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Why Does Donald Trump Keep Sniffing at the Debates?
Allergies. Just Allergies
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He's Allergic to Bullsh*t is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Why Does Donald Trump Keep Sniffing at the Debates?
He's Allergic to Bullsh*t
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He Might Have a Problem with P... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Why Does Donald Trump Keep Sniffing at the Debates?
He Might Have a Problem with Picking His Nose
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A Simple Case of Nonallergic R... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Why Does Donald Trump Keep Sniffing at the Debates?
A Simple Case of Nonallergic Rhinitis
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Defective Microphones is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Why Does Donald Trump Keep Sniffing at the Debates?
Defective Microphones
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Constant Travel Has Worn Down ... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Why Does Donald Trump Keep Sniffing at the Debates?
Constant Travel Has Worn Down His Immune System
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Two Words: Snot Farm is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Why Does Donald Trump Keep Sniffing at the Debates?
Two Words: Snot Farm
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It's Cold and Flu Season You D... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Why Does Donald Trump Keep Sniffing at the Debates?
It's Cold and Flu Season You Dummies
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A Raging Tic Tac Habit is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Why Does Donald Trump Keep Sniffing at the Debates?
A Raging Tic Tac Habit
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He Just Likes to Sniff is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Why Does Donald Trump Keep Sniffing at the Debates?
He Just Likes to Sniff
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He Doesn't Wash His Hands ... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Why Does Donald Trump Keep Sniffing at the Debates?
He Doesn't Wash His Hands Enough, Making Him Susceptible to the Common Cold
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He's Actually Never Sniffed. T... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Why Does Donald Trump Keep Sniffing at the Debates?
He's Actually Never Sniffed. This is All a Media Tactic Engineered By the Clinton Campaign
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He Likes the Smell of His Own ... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Why Does Donald Trump Keep Sniffing at the Debates?
He Likes the Smell of His Own Cologne
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It's an Unconventional Intimid... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Why Does Donald Trump Keep Sniffing at the Debates?
It's an Unconventional Intimidation Tactic
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He Has Rubella is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Why Does Donald Trump Keep Sniffing at the Debates?
He Has Rubella
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The Air Conditioning Is Always... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Why Does Donald Trump Keep Sniffing at the Debates?
The Air Conditioning Is Always Set too High at Debate Locations
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It's an Inside Joke with M... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Why Does Donald Trump Keep Sniffing at the Debates?
It's an Inside Joke with Mike Pence
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He Can't Stop Cuddling Mr.... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Why Does Donald Trump Keep Sniffing at the Debates?
He Can't Stop Cuddling Mr. Whiskers Despite Cat Allergies