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Reasons John Mayer is a Douchebag

Updated August 30, 2017 80.4k views5 items
This guy is unbelievable. He's his own worst publicist...
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    Kisses & Tells

    "That girl, for me, is a drug," Mayer, 32, tells Playboy in an at-times jaw-dropping new interview. "And drugs aren't good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me."

    Though Jessica Simpson and Mayer's on-again, off-again romance ended in 2007, the memory of those steamy romps still haunts Mayer. "Sexually, it was crazy," he says. "That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm."