weddings The Best Reasons Not to Get Married  

Lauren Slocum
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Marriage isn't for everyone. It's particularly not for those who enjoy having tons of fun, want to meet new people, crave spontaneous adventures, and cringe at the thought of commitment or children. Sure, marriage has been a standard cultural practice for centuries, but we're living in an era where experiencing the world has never been more possible. With the right resources, you can pretty much do whatever you want. Like seriously - when you're not married you can pretty much do whatever you want and it's common for adults these days to stay unmarried. 

Relationships can be great. You have a partner who's hopefully reliable and attentive. Hopefully you have enough sex and still find the time to explore yourself individually. But committing to a life of commitment and monogamy is a preemptive and proverbial middle finger to the thousands of opportunities you'll have to deny as your life progresses with that ring around your finger. So if you've been fishing for some reasons not to get married, we propose the following.

This list isn't meant to discourage you; think of this list of reasons to never get married merely as a checklist... are you really ready? Vote up the reasons you agree with most as far as why not get married and add any other reasons that have kept you from tying the knot. If you're on the fence, you can always check out this list of reasons to get married. Either way, best of luck.
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You Love Being Independent is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Reasons Not to Get Married
You Love Being Independent

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2
429 148
You Like to Spend Your Own Mon... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Reasons Not to Get Married
You Like to Spend Your Own Money However You Please

3
374 124
You Don't Need a Partner t... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Reasons Not to Get Married
You Don't Need a Partner to Feel Complete

4
316 128
You Cherish Making Your Own Pl... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Reasons Not to Get Married
You Cherish Making Your Own Plans on the Weekend

5
315 142
Weddings Are Crazy Expensive is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Reasons Not to Get Married
Weddings Are Crazy Expensive

6
305 142
You Can Support Yourself Finan... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Reasons Not to Get Married
You Can Support Yourself Financially

7
277 144
You Haven't Finished Pursu... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Reasons Not to Get Married
You Haven't Finished Pursuing Your Personal Goals

8
302 168
50% of All Marriages End in Di... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Reasons Not to Get Married
50% of All Marriages End in Divorce

9
238 162
You'll Always Have to Answ... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Reasons Not to Get Married
You'll Always Have to Answer to Someone Other Than Yourself

10
235 169
You've Already Experienced... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Reasons Not to Get Married
You've Already Experienced Multiple Long Term Relationships

11
238 180
You're Completely Satisfie... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Reasons Not to Get Married
You're Completely Satisfied with Your Life

12
228 189
You Can Hardly Stand to Be Aro... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Reasons Not to Get Married
You Can Hardly Stand to Be Around ANYONE for More Than 24 Hours

13
204 188
You Aren't Emotionally Sta... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Reasons Not to Get Married
You Aren't Emotionally Stable

14
172 186
You're Usually Attracted t... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Reasons Not to Get Married
You're Usually Attracted to Multiple People at a Time

15
183 202
You Haven't Dealt with Psy... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Reasons Not to Get Married
You Haven't Dealt with Psychological Issues from Your Childhood

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144 210
You're Still Pursuing Your... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Reasons Not to Get Married
You're Still Pursuing Your Education

17
132 214
Big Events Give You Severe Anx... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Reasons Not to Get Married
Big Events Give You Severe Anxiety

18
136 222
The Thought of Commitment Make... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Reasons Not to Get Married
The Thought of Commitment Makes You Physically Ill

19
134 227
You Can't Stand Your S.O.&... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Reasons Not to Get Married
You Can't Stand Your S.O.'s Family

20
129 222
You Know That You Don't Wa... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Reasons Not to Get Married
You Know That You Don't Want Children

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122 225
You Have Tons of Debt is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Reasons Not to Get Married
You Have Tons of Debt

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105 197
You're Trying to Fill an E... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Reasons Not to Get Married
You're Trying to Fill an Emotional Void

23
107 206
You Want to Live Abroad is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Reasons Not to Get Married
You Want to Live Abroad

24
107 207
You Have a Serious and Extensi... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Reasons Not to Get Married
You Have a Serious and Extensive Career Path

25
113 227
Because Monogamy is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Reasons Not to Get Married
Because Monogamy

26
91 186
You'd Never Relocate Your ... is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Best Reasons Not to Get Married
You'd Never Relocate Your Career for Anyone or Anything

27
99 204
You'll Have Twice as Much ... is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Best Reasons Not to Get Married
You'll Have Twice as Much Family as Before

28
99 207
You'll Probably End Up Sle... is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Best Reasons Not to Get Married
You'll Probably End Up Sleeping in Separate Bedrooms, Anyways

29
70 216
You're Still Using Hookup ... is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Best Reasons Not to Get Married
You're Still Using Hookup Apps Like Tinder

30
52 223
Your Profession Requires You t... is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Best Reasons Not to Get Married
Your Profession Requires You to Travel on the Regular