These Quotes Go to ElevenThe greatest, funniest, and most iconic movie and TV quotes from your all-time favorite comedies (and a few you probably haven’t seen).
"Red 2" movie quotes bring the original "Red" movie, based on a comic book series of the same title, back for a second round of the action-comedy series. The movie, written by Jon and Erich Hoeber, was directed by Dean Parisot. "Red 2" opened in theaters in the United States on July 19, 2013.
In "Red 2," Frank Moses (Bruce Willis) is a retired CIA agent living a quiet life with his lady friend Sarah Ross (Mary-Louise Parker) when old friend and CIA coworker Marvin Boggs (John Malkovich) shows up. Marvin tells Frank that their names showed up as those responsible for stealing a Cold War era nuclear weapon codenamed Nightshade. Accordingly, Interpol is after them.
To try to clear their names, Frank and Marvin, along with Sarah, head to the creator of the weapon, a scientist now in an insane asylum, Edward Bailey (Anthony Hopkins). Edward is some help but his mental state makes locating the weapon, which is hidden in the Kremlin, quite difficult. This is only complicated when Frank learns two contract killers (portrayed by Helen Mirren and Lee Byung-hun) are also after him, as is an old flame (portrayed by Catherine Zeta Jones).
Frank Moses: "Please tell me that's a stick of dynamite in your pocket." Marvin Boggs: "I'm saving it for emergencies." Frank Moses: "Well, this is kind of an emergency, isn't it?"
Frank and Marvin find themselves spooning behind a car in a fire fight. Thankfully for both of them, when Frank feels something poking his rear end, it is a stick of dynamite saved for an emergency.
Sarah Ross: "What are we doing here with all this bulk?" Frank Moses: "We're having a ball. We're living the life." Marvin Boggs: "Frank!" Frank Moses: "What are you doing here?" Marvin Boggs: "Kemosabe, I need you. They're coming. I can feel it!" Frank Moses: "Look, I'm retired okay. I'm happy. We are happy!" Marvin Boggs: "You haven't killed anybody in months!" Frank Moses: "That's a positive thing!" Marvin Boggs: "If it makes you feel better, bring the girl." Frank Moses: "Not bringing the girl!" Sarah Ross: "Don't bring the girl where?"
Frank and Sarah are enjoying a nice afternoon in the local big box store when Frank's old CIA coworker Marvin appears out of the blue. Marvin wants Frank to come back but Frank is perfectly happy not killing people.
Marvin Boggs: "96 hours ago somebody said you and I took part in an operation called Nightshade." … Pussycat: "At the height of the Cold War a megaton device was smuggled into Moscow piece by piece and then reassembled. The scientist was Edward Bailey. He's in an asylum for the criminally insane."
As if learning that your name was attached to a crime involving smuggling Cold War weapons wasn't bad enough, learning that the only person who can help clear your name is in an insane asylum surely does not help.
Victoria: "MI6 has just given me a contract to kill you. Apparently you're guilty of nuclear terrorism, murder and you're number one on Interpol's most wanted." Frank Moses: "What did you say?" Victoria: "Well, I said yes. You know, the money's good and anyway if I don't do it somebody else will." Marvin Boggs: "It's bad, isn't it?" Victoria: "Is that Marvin?" Frank Moses: "Yes and Sarah" Victoria: "Aww, send them my love, will you?" Frank Moses: "They're driving me crazy! Marvin gave her a gun." Victoria: "Was it loaded?" Frank Moses: "Yes, yes" Victoria: "Were you being controlling?" Frank Moses: "No" Victoria: "Well, you have to take chances in a relationship. You have to be supportive." Frank Moses: "I don't need her to fit in. I just need her to be safe." Victoria: "Just rent 'Dirty Dancing' and tell her you love her. You know, it's important to enjoy life while you still can." … Victoria: "They're sending in an old friend of yours as well." … Frank Moses: "He's the best contract killer in the world. We need help."
Frank's news goes from bad to worse when he hears from Victoria that there's a contract out on his life. Even worse, a top assassin has been assigned to his case.
Victoria: "Can you even drive this ridiculous thing?" Han: "Can you shoot?" Victoria: "Show me something!"
Victoria is unimpressed with the exotic sports car Han has and immediately criticizes him for it. He gives it right back and challenges her to show him what she has. Both deliver.
Sarah Ross: "Do you remember where Nightshade is?" Edward Bailey: "Oh yes" … Edward Bailey: "Now this feels right… It's around here somewhere. I'm sure this time… Everything looks different. Maybe it's over here." Sarah Ross: "It's been hours, hours!" Edward Bailey: "Yes, this is it. The entrance is up there." Frank Moses: "Entrance to what?" Edward Bailey: "Secret tunnels to the old catacombs, Khrushchev used it to sneak his mistress in." Sarah Ross: "In where?" Edward Bailey: "In there" Frank Moses: "The Kremlin? The weapon is in the Kremlin?" Edward Bailey: "It's the one place they wouldn't look."
After wandering around for hours while Edward tries to remember where he left Nightshade, the team ends their search at an unexpected place, the Kremlin. Of all places Edward could have hidden it, the Kremlin might be the best place to keep it safe, even from himself.
