Just one step above "ghosting" is the still equally frustrating "[insert stupid reason here] breakup."
You're Just Regular
From Redditor u/raider34:
College GF’s Dad won 1 million dollars in the state lottery over winter break. Broke up with me over the phone, telling me “now that I’m rich, I can’t afford to date regular people like you. That’s really the only thing wrong, you’re just regular.”Crazy reason to break up with someone?
It's Just Not Ladylike
From Redditor u/highpockets1925:
Actually had a guy dump me because I'm a carpenter, and according to him, it's just not lady likeCrazy reason to break up with someone?
A Risky Gamble
From Redditor u/hotidit:
"I love you so much and want to spend the rest of my life with you. We have to break up, if it's really meant to be then we will end up together again like they do in the movies."Crazy reason to break up with someone?
It's Not You, It's Your Car
From Redditor u/lintrules:
I got dumped because the headlights on my car didn't come on automatically when I started my car.
I'm assuming he had other reasons, but this is what I was told. And I love laughing at it!Crazy reason to break up with someone?