People Are Sharing The Most Ridiculous Reasons They've Ever Been Dumped

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Vote up the craziest stories about getting dumped.

Just one step above "ghosting" is the still equally frustrating "[insert stupid reason here] breakup."

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  • 1
    1,148 VOTES

    You're Just Regular

    From Redditor u/raider34:

    College GF’s Dad won 1 million dollars in the state lottery over winter break. Broke up with me over the phone, telling me “now that I’m rich, I can’t afford to date regular people like you. That’s really the only thing wrong, you’re just regular.”

    1,148 votes
  • 2
    1,111 VOTES

    It's Just Not Ladylike

    From Redditor u/highpockets1925:

    Actually had a guy dump me because I'm a carpenter, and according to him, it's just not lady like

    1,111 votes
  • 3
    1,158 VOTES

    A Risky Gamble

    From Redditor u/hotidit:

    "I love you so much and want to spend the rest of my life with you. We have to break up, if it's really meant to be then we will end up together again like they do in the movies."

    1,158 votes
  • 4
    1,013 VOTES

    It's Not You, It's Your Car

    From Redditor u/lintrules:

    I got dumped because the headlights on my car didn't come on automatically when I started my car.

    I'm assuming he had other reasons, but this is what I was told. And I love laughing at it!

    1,013 votes
  • 5
    810 VOTES

    What A Week

    From Redditor u/negativeyoda:

    She met another guy and married him while I was visiting family in California... For 6 days

    810 votes
  • 6
    957 VOTES

    Blame Voodoo

    From Redditor u/rosiedoes:

    She thought I killed her horse (it wasn't actually her horse) with voodoo (it hung itself) because I was jealous (it was a horse.)

    957 votes