27 Redneck Glamour Shots That Are Almost Too Good To Be True

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It's time to experience a side of rednecks you've never seen. The side our national redneck media never wanted you to see. The glamorous side of redneck photos. These aren't your typical funny glamour shots, they're the pinnacle of what being glamorous is all about. Rather than conform with the unrealistic standards set forth by the fashion industry over the years, these brave souls took style into their own sunburnt hands to create things that even designers would have to label as "bold."

Move over, Vogue, because these redneck glamor shots are about to show the world what fashion is all about. Mullets and bullets and jorts, oh my!

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  • 1. Meet The Mullets

    Meet The Mullets
    Photo: flickr / CC0
    1,575 votes
  • 2. Awesome Possum

    Awesome Possum
    Photo: flickr / CC0
    1,165 votes
  • 3. The Crossbow Life Chose Him

    The Crossbow Life Chose Him
    Photo: Metaweb / CC-BY
    1,050 votes
  • 4. Just Hold The Raccoon Like This?

    1,077 votes
  • 5. Rednecks Gone Wild

    Rednecks Gone Wild
    Photo: Wikimedia Commons / CC-BY
    1,549 votes
  • 6. The Long And Jort Of It

    The Long And Jort Of It
    Photo: Metaweb / CC-BY
    1,276 votes