Hey bubbas and bubbettes, do you like jokes? More specifically, do you like redneck jokes? If you do, here's a list of the hum dingenest, darn tootenist, best jokes about rednecks this side of the Mississippi. If you don’t believe it you can ask our girlfriend (who also happens to be your sister). On this list of country jokes, we’ve got puns, one liners and regular ol’ jokes that any redneck worth his dirty John Deere hat would love.
On this list of funny redneck jokes, there are jokes about cars, bad teeth, beer, and bestiality, everything that rednecks love! Well, everything except for their sisters. If you find yourself laughing at any of these hilarious hillbilly jokes and realize that they kind of describe you, don’t worry about it, it’s probably just a coincidence. These are some seriously funny redneck jokes!
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Kick his sister in the mouth.
Anyone else would have called it a “teethbrush.”
Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
She got famous for not being able to read.
There are tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck.
The cow fell on him!
In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it's a misdemeanor.
17 and under are not admitted.
Feed a family of 4.
Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars.
The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years.
Honest your Honor, I was just helping the sheep over the fence."
By responding to a message on the wall of a mens room at a truck stop!
So that rednecks can have 'possum on the halfshell.
Because he was told that 1000 jobs were in Jeopardy.