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Hey bubbas and bubbettes, do you like jokes? More specifically, do you like redneck jokes? If you do, here's a list of the hum dingenest, darn tootenist, best jokes about rednecks this side of the Mississippi. If you don’t believe it you can ask our girlfriend (who also happens to be your sister). On this list of country jokes, we’ve got puns, one liners and regular ol’ jokes that any redneck worth his dirty John Deere hat would love.

On this list of funny redneck jokes, there are jokes about cars, bad teeth, beer, and bestiality, everything that rednecks love! Well, everything except for their sisters. If you find yourself laughing at any of these hilarious country jokes and realize that they kind of describe you, don’t worry about it, it’s probably just a coincidence. These are some seriously funny redneck jokes!
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What's The Last Thing You Hear... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Redneck Jokes
What's The Last Thing You Hear Before A Redneck Dies? Hey y'all.. Watch this! 

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How Do You Know The Toothbrush... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Redneck Jokes
How Do You Know The Toothbrush Was Invented By A Redneck? Anyone else would have called it a “teethbrush.” 

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What Does A Redneck Do When Th... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Redneck Jokes
What Does A Redneck Do When The Dishwasher Stops Working? Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work. 

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How Did The Redneck Die From D... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Redneck Jokes
How Did The Redneck Die From Drinking Milk? The cow fell on him! 

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Why Do Folks From The South Go... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Redneck Jokes
Why Do Folks From The South Go To Movies In Groups Of 18 Or More? 17 and under are not admitted. 

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How Can You Tell If A Redneck ... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Redneck Jokes
How Can You Tell If A Redneck Is Married? There are tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck. 

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What's The Difference Between ... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Redneck Jokes
What's The Difference Between Helen Keller And A Redneck? She got famous for not being able to read. 

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Why Do Ducks Fly Upside Down O... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Redneck Jokes
Why Do Ducks Fly Upside Down Over Trailer Parks? There's nothing worth crapping on.

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What's The Difference Between ... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Redneck Jokes
What's The Difference Between Virginia And West Virginia? In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it's a misdemeanor. 

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What Do Rednecks Call Duct Tap... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Redneck Jokes
What Do Rednecks Call Duct Tape? Chrome

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What Do You Call A Goat On A M... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Redneck Jokes
What Do You Call A Goat On A Mountain? Hillbilly

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What Are The Only Two Seasons ... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Redneck Jokes
What Are The Only Two Seasons A Redneck Can Name? Football, and construction.

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How Do You Castrate A Redneck? is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Redneck Jokes
How Do You Castrate A Redneck? Kick his sister in the mouth.

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What Do You Call A Redneck Bur... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Redneck Jokes
What Do You Call A Redneck Bursting Into Flames? A firecracker.

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How Do You End A Party In A Tr... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Redneck Jokes
How Do You End A Party In A Trailer Park? Flush the punch bowl

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Did You Hear About The New 3 M... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Redneck Jokes
Did You Hear About The New 3 Million Dollar Tennesse Lottery The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years. 

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Why Did OJ Simpson Want To Mov... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Redneck Jokes
Why Did OJ Simpson Want To Move To The South? He heard everyone had the same DNA.

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What Can A Pizza Do That A Red... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Redneck Jokes
What Can A Pizza Do That A Redneck Can't? Feed a family of 4.

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How Many Rednecks Does It Take... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Redneck Jokes
How Many Rednecks Does It Take To Eat A Possum? Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars. 

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Why Did God Invent Armadillos? is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Redneck Jokes
Why Did God Invent Armadillos? So that rednecks can have 'possum on the halfshell. 

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What's A Redneck's Defense In ... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Redneck Jokes
What's A Redneck's Defense In Court? Honest your Honor, I was just helping the sheep over the fence." 

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How Does A Redneck Get A Girlf... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Redneck Jokes
How Does A Redneck Get A Girlfriend? By responding to a message on the wall of a mens room at a truck stop! 

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Why Did The Redneck Hijack A P... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Redneck Jokes
Why Did The Redneck Hijack A Plane & Demand To Be Taken To Jeopardy? Because he was told that 1000 jobs were in Jeopardy. 

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What Happens When Southern Peo... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Redneck Jokes
What Happens When Southern People Can't Talk Anymore? They go through withdrawal.