The Best Redneck Jokes

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Vote up any joke that would make rednecks laugh

Hey bubbas and bubbettes, do you like jokes? More specifically, do you like redneck jokes? If you do, here's a list of the hum dingenest, darn tootenist, best jokes about rednecks this side of the Mississippi. If you don’t believe it you can ask our girlfriend (who also happens to be your sister). On this list of country jokes, we’ve got puns, one liners and regular ol’ jokes that any redneck worth his dirty John Deere hat would love.

On this list of funny redneck jokes, there are jokes about cars, bad teeth, beer, and bestiality, everything that rednecks love! Well, everything except for their sisters. If you find yourself laughing at any of these hilarious hillbilly jokes and realize that they kind of describe you, don’t worry about it, it’s probably just a coincidence. These are some seriously funny redneck jokes!

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  • How Do You Castrate A Redneck?
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    2,453 votes

    How Do You Castrate A Redneck?

    Kick his sister in the mouth.

  • What Does A Redneck Do When The Dishwasher Stops Working?
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    2,071 votes

    What Does A Redneck Do When The Dishwasher Stops Working?

    Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work. 

  • What's The Last Thing You Hear Before A Redneck Dies?
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    3,471 votes

    What's The Last Thing You Hear Before A Redneck Dies?

    Hey y'all.. Watch this! 

  • How Do You Know The Toothbrush Was Invented By A Redneck?
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    2,018 votes

    How Do You Know The Toothbrush Was Invented By A Redneck?

    Anyone else would have called it a “teethbrush.”