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Hey bubbas and bubbettes, do you like jokes? More specifically, do you like redneck jokes? If you do, here's a list of the hum dingenest, darn tootenist, best jokes about rednecks this side of the Mississippi. If you don’t believe it you can ask our girlfriend (who also happens to be your sister). On this list of country jokes, we’ve got puns, one liners and regular ol’ jokes that any redneck worth his dirty John Deere hat would love.
On this list of funny redneck jokes, there are jokes about cars, bad teeth, beer, and bestiality, everything that rednecks love! Well, everything except for their sisters. If you find yourself laughing at any of these hilarious hillbilly jokes and realize that they kind of describe you, don’t worry about it, it’s probably just a coincidence. These are some seriously funny redneck jokes!
Why Do Ducks Fly Upside Down Over Trailer Parks? There's nothing worth crapping on.
Why Do Folks From The South Go To Movies In Groups Of 18 Or More? 17 and under are not admitted.
How Did The Redneck Die From Drinking Milk? The cow fell on him!
What's The Last Thing You Hear Before A Redneck Dies? Hey y'all.. Watch this!
What's The Difference Between Helen Keller And A Redneck? She got famous for not being able to read.
How Do You Know The Toothbrush Was Invented By A Redneck? Anyone else would have called it a “teethbrush.”
How Do You Castrate A Redneck? Kick his sister in the mouth.
What Does A Redneck Do When The Dishwasher Stops Working? Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
What Do Rednecks Call Duct Tape? Chrome
What's The Difference Between Virginia And West Virginia? In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it's a misdemeanor.
What Do You Call A Goat On A Mountain? Hillbilly
How Can You Tell If A Redneck Is Married? There are tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck.
What Do You Call A Redneck Bursting Into Flames? A firecracker.
What Are The Only Two Seasons A Redneck Can Name? Football, and construction.