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The Best Redneck Jokes

Updated June 21, 2018 37.0k votes 17.1k voters 243.6k views24 items

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Hey bubbas and bubbettes, do you like jokes? More specifically, do you like redneck jokes? If you do, here's a list of the hum dingenest, darn tootenist, best jokes about rednecks this side of the Mississippi. If you don’t believe it you can ask our girlfriend (who also happens to be your sister). On this list of country jokes, we’ve got puns, one liners and regular ol’ jokes that any redneck worth his dirty John Deere hat would love.

On this list of funny redneck jokes, there are jokes about cars, bad teeth, beer, and bestiality, everything that rednecks love! Well, everything except for their sisters. If you find yourself laughing at any of these hilarious hillbilly jokes and realize that they kind of describe you, don’t worry about it, it’s probably just a coincidence. These are some seriously funny redneck jokes!

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    How Many Rednecks Does It Take To Eat A Possum?

    Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars. 

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    What's The Last Thing You Hear Before A Redneck Dies?

    Hey y'all.. Watch this! 

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    How Do You Castrate A Redneck?

    Kick his sister in the mouth.

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    Why Do Ducks Fly Upside Down Over Trailer Parks?

    There's nothing worth crapping on.
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    What Do You Call A Goat On A Mountain?

    Hillbilly
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    What Do You Call A Redneck Bursting Into Flames?

    A firecracker.
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    How Can You Tell If A Redneck Is Married?

    There are tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck. 

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    How Did The Redneck Die From Drinking Milk?

    The cow fell on him! 

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    What's The Difference Between Virginia And West Virginia?

    In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it's a misdemeanor. 

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    Why Do Folks From The South Go To Movies In Groups Of 18 Or More?

    17 and under are not admitted. 

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    What Does A Redneck Do When The Dishwasher Stops Working?

    Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work. 

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    What Can A Pizza Do That A Redneck Can't?

    Feed a family of 4.

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    How Do You Know The Toothbrush Was Invented By A Redneck?

    Anyone else would have called it a “teethbrush.” 

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    Why Did OJ Simpson Want To Move To The South?

    He heard everyone had the same DNA.
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    What Are The Only Two Seasons A Redneck Can Name?

    Football, and construction.
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    What Do Rednecks Call Duct Tape?

    Chrome
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    What's The Difference Between Helen Keller And A Redneck?

    She got famous for not being able to read. 

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    Did You Hear About The New 3 Million Dollar Tennesse Lottery

    The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years. 

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    How Do You End A Party In A Trailer Park?

    Flush the punch bowl
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    What's A Redneck's Defense In Court?

    Honest your Honor, I was just helping the sheep over the fence." 

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    How Does A Redneck Get A Girlfriend?

    By responding to a message on the wall of a mens room at a truck stop! 

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    Why Did God Invent Armadillos?

    So that rednecks can have 'possum on the halfshell. 

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    Why Did The Redneck Hijack A Plane & Demand To Be Taken To Jeopardy?

    Because he was told that 1000 jobs were in Jeopardy. 

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    What Happens When Southern People Can't Talk Anymore?

    They go through withdrawal.