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Which Rob Zombie Character Are You, According To Your Zodiac Sign?

Rob Zombie’s art, whether it be his rock music or his films, is always notable. His first film, House of 1000 Corpses, introduced the world to the Firefly Family - a group of degenerate slayers who have become pop culture antiheroes. But the Fireflies aren't the only memorable characters in Zombie's filmography - and have you ever wondered which Rob Zombie character you would be?

You may love watching Baby Firefly exact mental anguish via song, but it's possible you're more closely connected to Doctor Loomis from Halloween or maybe even the Werewolf Women of the SS from Grindhouse. And with the power of astrology, you can determine exactly which of Zombie’s creations is your zodiac twin. 

Just don’t go out and start acting like Otis because you have the same star chart, okay?

  • Photo: House of 1000 Corpses / Lionsgate

    Adventurous and confident, Baby Firefly is a classic Fire sign. She’s passionate about her pursuits - which tend to involve taking people hostage and tormenting them. And when it comes to her family, the femme fatale is limitless in her loyalty. Whether she’s accosting stranded motorists or answering questions in a less than legal interrogation, Baby’s the frankest person in the room.

    Regardless of how aggressive and out there she is, people can’t help but be drawn to her. 

  • At the onset of Zombie’s 2007 remake of Halloween, Doctor Loomis is reliable, patient, and practical, much like a Taurus. He takes care of the young Michael Myers as if the boy were a member of his own family. Loomis devotes himself to Michael despite the future slayer's increasingly egregious behavior and feels possessive of the young man.

    Loomis sees Michael as his. Not only is the masked villain Loomis's meal ticket, but even after Myers carves a swath of terror across Illinois, the doctor still thinks the ex-patient needs his care. It’s no surprise that these two perish together. 

  • Gemini (May 21 - June 20): Francis Matthias

    Poor Francis Matthias, all he wants to do is promote his book on witchcraft and warn Heidi Hawthorne about her cursed bloodline. Though the gentleness and affection Matthias demonstrates aren't typical traits of the scale-bearer, Matthias's curiosity makes him a true Gemini. He even adapts to the coven of witches in Salem fairly quickly. 

    Unfortunately, his desire to exchange ideas gets him nothing but a frying pan to the back of the head. 

  • He's a frightening, dangerous clown in Zombie's directorial debut, House of 1000 Corpses, but Captain Spaulding is incredibly charismatic and tenacious. Unfortunately for his victims, though, bouts of moodiness and pessimism plague the so-called performer.

    And like other wily Cancers, he knows how to manipulate everyone around him.