Romantic Comedy 14 Romantic Comedy Leads Who Deserved To Stay Single For All Eternity  

Eric Conner
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List Rules Vote up the characters who would be better off alone.

There's never a lack of awful romantic comedy characters in Hollywood. From the grating best friend to the lousy ex-boyfriend who returns at the end of Act Two, the battle for worst romantic comedy characters has waged for years.

But what about when the worst character is the romantic lead? All too often, the supposed protagonist's behavior can veer from from puppy love into straight-up-stalker territory. As thin as the line is between love and hate, it's even thinner when separating romance from mania. These characters shouldn't win their lovers back by the time the credits roll; best case scenario, they should take some time alone. In the most extreme instances, they belong behind bars.

There are so many romantic comedy characters who didn't deserve a happy ending. Just be warned – once you read this, you'll never see a rom-com the same way again.

Maggie Carpenter is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list 14 Romantic Comedy Leads Who Deserved To Stay Single For All Eternity
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Maggie (Julia Roberts) is the definition of a serial monogamist. She's left three fiances at the altar so far, and is gearing up to try to marry the fourth. Enter Ike (Richard Gere), a journalist who decides to do a story on her. The two fall in love, and eventually do make it to the altar.

This is a woman with clear commitment issues. Marriage isn't for everyone, and she needs to accept that it just isn't something she wants for herself. There's absolutely nothing wrong with casual dating, Maggie.

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Dean Proffitt From Overboard

Dean Proffitt is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list 14 Romantic Comedy Leads Who Deserved To Stay Single For All Eternity
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Dean's (Kurt Russell) behavior in Overboard is terrifying. After being ripped off by millionaire Joanna (Goldie Hawn), Dean comes up with a plan for revenge. Once Joanna washes up on shore with no memory of who she is, Dean does what all good sociopaths do: he claims Joanna is his wife and makes her do slave labor until the debt is repaid.

Why on earth would Joanna willingly return to Dean at the end of the movie? He's shown her nothing but disdain, but she still decides she loves him. It just doesn't make sense.

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Carrie From Four Weddings And A Funeral

Carrie From Four Weddings And ... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list 14 Romantic Comedy Leads Who Deserved To Stay Single For All Eternity
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Carrie (Andie MacDowell) and Charles (Hugh Grant) meet at a wedding. They sleep together. He finds out she's engaged, but that doesn't stop him from developing real feelings for her. Carrie keeps twisting the knife into poor Charles's heart by hooking up with him and bringing him along wedding dress shopping.

Right before her wedding, Charles opens his heart to Carrie in that wonderful, stammering Hugh Grant way. She turns him down, and then some – she invites him to her wedding. That marriage falls apart, of course, but at the end of the film, he should have just left her in the rain.

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Danny Zuko is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list 14 Romantic Comedy Leads Who Deserved To Stay Single For All Eternity
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Danny (John Travolta) and Sandy (Olivia Newton-John) have a fairytale romance over vacation. It should've ended right when they reunited and Danny acts like a jerk to protect his reputation.

Instead, Sandy decides to completely transform herself into the vampy "cool chick" of Danny's dreams. It's sad to see her dumb herself down (and begin smoking!) in order to win back her oafish fling.

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