Ron Weasley is the ultimate best friend. Not only is he incredibly loyal to Harry and Hermione, but he also is always down to follow them into imminent danger. (To be honest, we can't say we'd follow our friends past three-headed dogs, into giant spider lairs, or to confront a murderous megalomaniac on a consistent basis. But hey, to each their own.) While Ron's wizarding skills sometimes fall a little flat, his wit is always truly magical. These are the best Ron Weasley comebacks of all time - broken wand not required.