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Rough Night Movie Quotes 

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Updated July 8, 2017 24 votes 18 voters 1.6k views

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Rough Night movie quotes help tell the story in the film about one bachelorette party that turns ugly when a stripper is accidentally killed. The comedy movie was directed by Lucia Aniello using a screenplay she co-wrote with Paul W. Downs. Rough Night opened theatrically in the United States on June 16, 2017.

In Rough Night, college best friends Jess (Scarlett Johansson), Alice (Jillian Bell), Frankie (Ilana Glazer) and Blair (Zoe Kravitz) gather in Miami for Jess's bachelorette party. Joined by Jess's friend from Australia, Pippa (Kate McKinnon), the ladies head out for a night on the town. While partying at a club, the women get the brilliant idea of hiring a male stripper. 

So they head back to their sick Miami rental and after the stripper arrives, they are loving life. This all changes when Alice accidentally kills the stripper. This sets off a chain of events that none of the women imagined including attempts to dump the body, seducing neighbors to hide video evidence of the crime, fake police officers and jewelry thieves. 

Rough Night was just one of several great movies in theaters in the summer of 2017 along with Cars 3, The Hero, It Comes at Night, and Megan Leavey.

Did Anybody See Me Fall?
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Alice: Did anybody see me fall?
Blair: Everybody saw you fall.
Jess and Frankie: Noooo
Pippa: Alice, you fell!

The women revive a college dance routine in the Miami club. At least they try to up until Alice falls in spectacular form.

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Let's Get a Stripper!
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Alice: This is going to be the biggest weekend of our lives. 
Jess: This is so much fun! We should do this more often!
Blair: Let's get a stripper!
Alice: Yeah!
Frankie: Male or female?
Alice: Male
Blair: Male, I'm thinking male for her.
Frankie: Fine

As the ladies head out for a night on the town in Miami to celebrate Jess's upcoming wedding, they decide to amp up the excitement by getting a male stripper. They don't know it in these Rough Night movie quotes, but that's the first bad decision in a series of them for the night.

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Stripper's Here
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Blair: Stripper's here!
Jess: Right, I want a stripper! You're so kind!
Alice: My turn!

When the stripper arrives in these Rough Night movie quotes, the ladies are very excited. Alice is so excited that she jumps the guy and knocks his head to the unforgiving floor below.

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Don't Call the Police
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Alice: Oh god, I killed a guy.
Pippa: Time to call the police.
Jess: No, no, no, don't call the police. We'll clean everything and then we'll call the police.
Blair: Let's get rid of all the drugs. 

Frantic and afraid, the women strategize on what they should do about the dead male stripper on the floor of their Miami rental. They really should call the police but apparently doing the rest of their blow is the first priority.

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