VOTE The Most Depressing Squidward Moments  

Joseph Welkie
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List Rules Vote up the saddest and most depressing Squidward moments from any episode of SpongeBob.

If you have ever watched an episode of SpongeBob SquarePants, you know that Squidward is a complete downer. Some of the show's most depressing moments come at the expense of poor Squidward Tentacles, and hardly anything seems to go his way.

This list brings you some of the most depressing Squidward moments and scenes ever. Vote up the sad Squidward moments that you think are most depressing - who knows maybe it will make him less depressed!
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That time Squidward ate a ton of burgers... and blew up.


That time Squidward ate a ton ... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Most Depressing Squidward Moments
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In one episode, Squidward get addicted to eating burgers - and who hasn't, at some point? But he got so fat from all the delicious burgers, his body swelled up and exploded. (Again with the exploding!) It's a good thing that doesn't happen in real life.
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All those times SpongeBob and Patrick break into Squidward's house.


All those times SpongeBob and ... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Most Depressing Squidward Moments
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There are numerous times when SpongeBob and Patrick break into Squidward's house while he's trying to relax. And almost without fail, Squidward ends up freaking out and bearing the brunt of their zany antics. The poor guy just wants to take a bath!
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SpongeBob performing surgery on Squidward.


SpongeBob performing surgery o... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Most Depressing Squidward Moments
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Newsflash, SpongeBob: you're not a doctor. You flip burgers. You have no authority to perform open heart surgery on Squidward, who looks noticeably freaked out. For obvious reasons, too - arteries probably aren't supposed to gush like that.
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Pie bomb Squidward.


Pie bomb Squidward. is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Most Depressing Squidward Moments
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In this episode, Squidward buys a pie from pirates to give to SpongeBob, except it's not a pie at all — it's a bomb. He spends the entire episode trying to save SpongeBob from exploding, only to realize that he hasn't eaten the pie yet. SpongeBob then trips while carrying it and the pie bomb explodes in Squidward's face. Figures.
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