Nickelodeon Shows The Most Depressing Squidward Moments  

Joseph Welkie
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List Rules Vote up the saddest and most depressing Squidward moments from any episode of SpongeBob.

If you have ever watched an episode of SpongeBob SquarePants, you know that Squidward is a complete downer. Some of the show's most depressing moments come at the expense of poor Squidward Tentacles, and hardly anything seems to go his way.

This list brings you some of the most depressing Squidward moments and scenes ever. Vote up the sad Squidward moments that you think are most depressing - who knows maybe it will make him less depressed!
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That time he rode a bike off a cliff.

That time he rode a bike off a... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Most Depressing Squidward Moments
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Trying to stay fit and active is an important part of Squidward's life. But in one episode, he goes for a bike ride, accidentally gets his tentacles wrapped up in the pedals (ouch) and rides his bike off a cliff, only to hit every bump on the way down. When he hits the bottom, his body explodes (double ouch).
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Pie bomb Squidward.

Pie bomb Squidward. is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Most Depressing Squidward Moments
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In this episode, Squidward buys a pie from pirates to give to SpongeBob, except it's not a pie at all — it's a bomb. He spends the entire episode trying to save SpongeBob from exploding, only to realize that he hasn't eaten the pie yet. SpongeBob then trips while carrying it and the pie bomb explodes in Squidward's face. Figures.
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The Amazing exploding Squidward.

The Amazing exploding Squidwar... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Most Depressing Squidward Moments
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Can anyone explain why Squidward always seems to explode when he hits the ground? Is his body made of dynamite? Because in yet another episode, he falls off a cliff and blows to pieces the moment he reaches the bottom. That's some rotten luck.
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Squidward gets rejected from the marching band.

Squidward gets rejected from t... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Most Depressing Squidward Moments
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Squidward, the only person who is really seen attempting music of any kind in Bikini Bottom, was rejected from the marching band that SpongeBob started. Here he is after his disastrous attempt, pinned to a wall, feeling miserable.
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