mockery The Saddest Valentines Day Craigslist Personal Ads  

Keshvar Alikhani
492 votes 204 voters 66.1k views 22 items

Valentine’s Day can be a tough holiday. All the fancy champagne, heart-shaped chocolate, and feelings are enough to make anyone sick. But the day of love is especially rough for the sad, lonely lovers on Craigslist.

If you’re lucky enough to have a beau, you spend the weeks leading up Valentine’s Day planning romantic dates, buying sexy gifts, and composing personalized love poems to express your deepest emotions. If you don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend, you spend those same weeks trolling for attention in the saddest online personal ads ever. Because the Internet is a place where dreams come true! And maybe this year, you won’t be alone! (But you probably will.)

When it comes to Craigslist personal ads, there are the mildly sad and the outright pathetic, and then there are these ridiculous offerings. Valentine’s Day personals are the saddest, most pitiful Craigslist posts of the entire year. And easily the funniest ones to read on a cold February day. From the weird to the heartbreaking, this list of the best Valentine’s Day Craigslist persona ads is full of electronic pleas for help.

If you want to feel better about being alone on Valentine’s Day, take a break from searching for Valentine’s e-cards and sexy lingerie, and revel in the schadenfreude that comes from these lonely sad sacks. To love!
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Just let me love you.


Just let me love you. is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Saddest Valentines Day Craigslist Personal Ads
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The 30-Year-Old Virgin


The 30-Year-Old Virgin is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Saddest Valentines Day Craigslist Personal Ads
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Herpes happens, even to nice people.


Herpes happens, even to nice p... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Saddest Valentines Day Craigslist Personal Ads
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Motel included!


Motel included! is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Saddest Valentines Day Craigslist Personal Ads
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