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People Reveal The Most Sadistic Things They Did As Children

Childhood memories typically contain images of bike riding, candy stores, videos games, and sleepovers. But some people have a slightly darker set of recollections. While many block out the terrible things they did as children, a few Redditors remember vividly, and they took to the Internet to share.

From grandfathers with mistresses to mothers who were in cults, the world of internet forums is brimming with freaky family secrets, but rarely do you hear tales of evil children straight from those who committed the deed. Some children can be total sadists, and from playing with guns to poisoning their parents, these former monsters have done it all.

  • He Chased His Siblings With A Knife

    From Redditor /u/lesserthepoggle:

    When I was a toddler, I would chase my older brothers and sisters around with those pronged hair clip things, which doesn't sound so bad. However, a few times I somehow managed to get hold of the butcher knife from the kitchen and chase them with that.

  • He Tried To Poison His Dad

    From Redditor /u/hello_xyla:

    When I was young, I got really mad at my dad for some reason. I was so mad that I wanted to kill him, so I put those silica packets that you get in shoe boxes in his bottle of Coke. I think I only put a couple of packets in there, but he drank some of it. He said it tasted funny, so he threw it out. So yeah, I tried to kill my dad for some childish reason.

  • She Melted Her Barbies' Hands And Faces

    From Redditor /u/the_nugget_queen:

    I used to put a super high wattage bulb on the lamp in my room. Then I would take my Barbies and melt their hands and faces to make them "confess."

    Toy Story f*cked me up.

  • He Made His Brother Literally Eat Sh*t

    From Redditor /u/rastapasta9:

    I told my little brother that he was going to hell if he didn't eat the dog diarrhea that I had for him on a stick.  He licked it.