After spending years on the naughty list this is an attempt to finally hit back at that ancient snowy overlord the only way that exists, with a list of killer jokes about the fat man him self. Hope you’re ready for some hot fire Santa Claus. This year instead of cookies and milk, leave Sinterklaas your favorite jokes from our list of funny Santa one liners and show him who’s boss. If you’re afraid to end up on Santa’s naughty list, you can just enjoy this list of jokes about Santa in the privacy of your own holiday nook over a mug of eggnog. Santa Claus jokes!
If forced to choose our favorite holiday sprite, I'd choose Krampus, the child eating, switch carrying Christmas demon from Scandinavia, he seems cool. Not like that bozo with a belly like a bowl full of jelly. Even if I can’t get to Norway in time for Christmas, I'd like to get in the Krampus spirit by telling funny Santa jokes while sipping at a warm cup of apple cider. Being naughty never felt so good. After working on this list of funny jokes about Santa Claus, I think I've figured out how Father Christmas thinks. You can consider this our naughty list. After you check out this list of Santa jokes, try a few out at your next Christmas party and prepare to bring the guests to their knees…with laughter.
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Why Is Christmas Like A Day At The Office?Because you do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Why Is Santa So Jolly?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Why Doesn't Santa Have Kids?He only comes once a year.
How Do You Know Santa Is A Man?No woman would wear the same outfit year after year.
What's The Difference Between Tiger Woods And Santa?Santa stopped at three hoes.
What Do You Call People Who Are Afraid Of Santa Claus?Claustrophobic
Why Did Santa Send His Daughter To College?
To keep her off the North Pole
What Do The Female Reindeer When Santa Takes The Males Out For Xmas Eve?
They go into town, and blow a few bucks.
What Do You Call A Kid Who Doesn't Believe In Santa?A rebel without a claus.
What Do You Call A Broke Santa?
Why Was Santa's Little Helper Depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
Why Is Santa Claus Like A Smart BlondeNeither of them exist.
What Nationality Is Santa ClausNorth Polish
What Goes "Oh Oh Oh?Santa walking backwards.
What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?Subordinate clauses
What Does One Ho Plus Two Hoes Make?A jolly Santa
Do You Know Why Santa Only Had 8 Reindeer Last Year?Comet stayed home to clean the sink!
Why Did Santa Divorce Mrs. Claus?She was a ho ho ho!
What Do You Call Santa When He Goes Down The Chimney When The Fire Is Lit?Crisp Kringle
What's The Difference Between Santa's Reindeer And A Knight?One's slayin' the dragon the other one's draggin' the sleigh.
Who Delivers Christmas Presents To Cats?Santa Claws!
Who Delivers Christmas Presents To Dogs?Santa Paws!
What Do You Call A Smelly Santa?Farter Christmas
What Red And White And Falls Down The Chimney?Santa Klutz
Why Does Santa Have Three Gardens?So he can ho ho ho!