Humor 18 Horrifying Santa's Lap Face Swaps  

Nathan Davidson
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List Rules Vote up the creepy Santa face swaps that will have you converting to Judaism this year.

Sitting on Santa's lap is supposed to be a joyful experience for a young child, but that's not always the case. After all, who likes being wrenched from the warm embrace of a parent, sibling, aunt, uncle, or grandparent only to be placed on the velvet-draped lap of a stranger in soiled, worn robes who makes minimum wage and probably had a few swigs of happy sauce from the flask tucked in his weird rubber swamp boot just before his shift started? More often than society cares to admit, a visit to Santa's lap at your local shopping mall leads to screaming, tears, and Santa's lap getting wet from.. well, pee.

The modern American consumer, drowning in more useless IT products than it is debt and the slowly rising oceans, decided to take this terrifying tradition one step further this year by creating Santa face swaps. Consider these scary face swaps and downright weird face swaps are your nightmare before Christmas. 

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Lap Dancing


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Ho Ho Hell No!


Ho Ho Hell No! is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list 18 Horrifying Santa's Lap Face Swaps
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Trading Places


Trading Places is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list 18 Horrifying Santa's Lap Face Swaps
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It's a Terrible Life


It's a Terrible Life is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list 18 Horrifying Santa's Lap Face Swaps
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