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An abundance of funny comebacks in Harry Potter exist throughout the franchise, some as injurious as an Unforgivable Curse. In addition to his habit of sacrificing himself for the greater good, one of Harry’s most endearing qualities is his unparalleled skill as a sassmaster, a trait shared by many other characters in the Hogwarts universe. From Snape to Dudley to the Weasley twins, no wizard or muggle felt safe from savage Harry Potter comebacks. In fact, Harry Potter comeback quotes are widely prevalent in the wizarding world, with Ron, Hermione, and the brilliantly brutal Professor McGonagall delivering scorching burns even Madame Pomfrey can't soothe.
While some of these Harry Potter comeback quotes only appeared in the films, most can be found in the books, where author J.K. Rowling unleashes the full extent of her burn prowess. Thanks to her expertise, funny Harry Potter quotes shine brightly alongside the best quotes in the Harry Potter series. Take your cues from this hilarious series, and utilize these savage Harry Potter comebacks to shut down the Dursleys in your life. There's a new troll in the dungeon, and his name is Harry Potter.
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There's No Need To Call Me 'Sir,' Professor. Harry Potter
I'm Sorry, Professor, But I Must Not Tell Lies. Harry Potter
Mr. Moony Presents His Compliments To Professor Snape, And Begs Him To Keep His Abnormally Large Nose Out Of Other People's Business. The Marauder's Map
Just Because It's Taken You Three Years To Notice, Ron, Doesn't Mean No One Else Has Spotted That I'm A Girl! Hermione Granger
Yeah, Quirrell Was A Great Teacher. There Was Just That Minor Drawback Of Him Having Lord Voldemort Sticking Out Of The Back Of His Head. Harry Potter
Wow, I Wonder What It'd Be Like To Have A Difficult Life? Harry Potter
Yes, It Is Easy To See That Nearly Six Years Of Magical Education Have Not Been Wasted On You, Potter. Ghosts Are Transparent. Severus Snape
He Can Move Faster Than Severus Snape Confronted With Shampoo. Fred Weasley
Perhaps It Would Be More Useful If I Were To Transfigure Mr. Potter Or Yourself Into A Pocket Watch? That Way One Of You Might Be On Time. Minerva McGonagall
Just Because You've Got The Emotional Range Of A Teaspoon.... Hermione Granger
You See, I Do Not Generally Permit People To Talk When I Am Talking. Minvera McGonagall
Yeah, You Can Have A Word. Good-bye. Harry Potter
Pity You Can't Attach An Extra Arm To Yours, Malfoy. Then It Could Catch The Snitch For You. Harry Potter
Great, Tell Me When You've Defeated Voldemort For Me, Will You? Harry Potter