The zodiac can tell us secrets about ourselves that are either hidden from our minds or that we ignore completely. From astrology, we can discern our secret desires, the patterns we can’t escape, and even where we’d end up in the hierarchy of Hell. Whether you’re a follower of Satan or a strict devotee of the Good Book, it’s important to know where you stand in the underworld.
A seemingly infinite number of creatures and demons serve at the feet of Satan. Some of them, like Beelzebub and Lilith, are widely known, but the rest might be unfamiliar if you haven’t opened your copy of the Necronomicon recently. Find out where you’d stack up in Hell by cross-referencing your zodiac sign.
Aries (March 21 - April 19): DagonPhoto: Dagon/Lions Gate
Taurus (April 20 - May 20): Abaddon
Gemini (May 21 - June 20): Loki
Cancer (June 21 - July 22): Bast
Leo (July 23 -August 22): DemogorgonPhoto: Stranger Things/Netflix
Virgo (August 23 - September 22): LilithPhoto: Supernatural/Warner Bros.