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Savage Quotes From Soldiers That Sound Made Up - But Aren’t

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War movies are full of quotes like Apocalypse Now's, "I love the smell of napalm in the morning." But this is a Hollywood invention. Real wars are chaotic, frenetic, and bewildering. In real life, getting shot at makes it difficult to rattle off a series of cool one-liners. 

But not always! It turns out that real wars have actually produced many memorable short quotes. Some of these lines didn't just inspire the soldiers who heard them, but also inspired civilians for generations afterwards. Although, as is often the case with direct quotes from history, it's not always possible to know for certain who really said them. Either way, these savage quotes by real soldiers wouldn't be out of place in a screenplay.  

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    'This Is A Good Day To Die. Follow Me!' - Lakota Chief Low Dog

    Many have heard a version of this quote, maybe as the title of that one Manowar song, or from the mouth of a Klingon. But the person to whom this quote was originally attributed was the Lakota war chief, Low Dog. 

    Low Dog had been a Lakota war chief since he was 14 years old, and he joined Sitting Bull's war party in 1876, the year of the Battle of the Little Bighorn. The quote comes from an 1881 newspaper article in which Low Dog described his role in the battle against the American 7th Cavalry, led by Lt. Col. George Armstrong Custer. During the battle, Low Dog and his men had made camp and rested while a scout went to search for horses that had gone missing. The scout ran into an ambush of American soldiers and raced back to the camp. The Lakota barely had time to evacuate the women and children before the attack. In the face of the furious American assault, Low Dog told his men, "Today is a good day to die. Follow me!" Low Dog and his men would go on to deal the 7th Cavalry their biggest defeat and end the Great Sioux War. 

     

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      By the winter of 1944, the Allies had successfully stormed Normandy and pushed across France and into Belgium. In December, Hitler ordered a last-ditch, all-out takedown of Allied forces. The Americans called it the Battle of the Bulge, and it temporarily pushed the Allied lines hundreds of miles back to the village of Bastogne. 

      There, a small group of SS soldiers approached F Company of the 327th Glider Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne Division, and asked for the Americans' surrender. The request was relayed to the commanding officer, General Anthony McAuliffe. McAuliffe was awoken, and immediately after hearing the request, he replied, "Us, surrender? Aw, nuts." McAuliffe and his staff were so shocked by the audacity of the request that they eventually decided to reply with just the one word: "Nuts." 

      The Americans sent the message back to German lines, and translators met to figure out how to convey McAuliffe's message in German. Eventually, they gave up and went with "Go to hell." It also earned General McAuliffe the nickname "Nuts." 

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        In the spring of 1864, the Confederate Second Corps under the command of General Jubal Early launched the Valley Campaign, an operation to raid the Shenandoah and threaten the Union capital of Washington, DC. After several months of Confederate victories, Ulysses Grant appointed young cavalry general Philip Sheridan to a command of 50,000 troops to put a stop to it. Early and Sheridan's forces traded blows throughout the summer and into the fall. 

        In mid-October, Sheridan left his troops to attend a planning meeting in Washington, and this gave Early an advantage. Near dawn on October 19, Early launched a surprise attack on Sheridan's forces at Cedar Creek, pushing them back over 3 miles. Sheridan and his officers returned to the area to discover long lines of retreating Union soldiers. Once he learned about Early's attack, Sheridan furiously galloped his horse to the front. As he approached, his retreating men were thrilled to see their commanding officer and cheered his return. But Sheridan wasn't interested in any adulation. In response, he shouted, "G*d damn you, don't cheer me! If you love your country, come up to the front... there's a lot of fight in you men yet!" 

        The general inspired his retreating soldiers, who returned to the fight and fiercely counter-attacked. The Union forces pushed the Confederates back and captured their artillery, and the Valley Campaign came to an end. Almost immediately, the moment became legendary and was nicknamed "Sheridan's Ride."

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          This one is the Civil War equivalent of "I didn't come here to make friends." By the time Union General William Tecumseh Sherman said it, the American Civil War had dragged on for more than four terrible years. Sherman believed the only way to defeat the Confederacy was to destroy the morale of both the Confederate soldiers as well as the civilian population. 

          Sherman's forces captured Atlanta on September 2, 1864, and Sherman next set his sights on the city of Savannah. He ordered his men to take whatever supplies they could carry from local farms and towns - and burn the rest. He was fully aware that some observers might object to such a brutal strategy, but it didn't stop him. Two days after the capture of Atlanta, Sherman wrote to the Army Chief of Staff General Henry Halleck, "If the people raise a howl about my barbarity and cruelty, I will answer that war is war, and not popularity seeking." Sherman later reproduced the quote in his autobiography. 

          The total war strategy worked. Sherman's troops pillaged their way across Georgia and arrived in Savannah on December 21 to find it undefended, as the Confederates had already fled. Then he marched North and rampaged through South Carolina. By April 1865, the conflict was over. 

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