"Scary Movie 5" movie quotes follow the laughs in the fifth edition of the horror film parody series. Directed by Malcolm D. Lee and written by David Zucker, "Scary Movie 5, which features an ensemble cast different from the previous films in the series, was released in theaters in the United States on April 12, 2013.
In "Scary Movie 5," married couple Dan (Simon Rex) and Jody (Ashley Tisdale) bring home their newborn baby, Aiden, from the hospital with joy but soon their home situation turns to scary when strange things start happening. To help them determine the cause, they, along with friend Kendra (Erica Ash), enlist a number of so-called experts, like a "professional psychic" (Katt Williams) who instead of excising the demons, rather steals their valuables, and a dream extractor, spoofing on the film "Inception," who has an equipment malfunction that leads to some gross results.
Dan and Jody discover some old video tapes from the past residents of the house and watch them in the hopes of learning more about their demons. Instead, they get some bedroom action between Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan, playing themselves. Jody also looks for help from her mother, Barbara (Heather Locklear), but Barbara focuses the attention on herself in a spoof from "Black Swan." As Dan and Jody are not finding any insight into their hauntings, the situation grows more dire and they are forced to step up their investigation to keep themselves and their baby safe in their home.If you're had enough "Scary Movie" sequels, there are many of other great films in theaters at the same time such as "Evil Dead," "Jurassic Park 3D," "G.I. Joe: Retaliation," "Olympus Has Fallen," "Admission," "The Croods," "Upside Down," "Ginger & Rosa," "The Call," "The Incredible Burt Wonderstone," "Emperor," "Dead Man Down," "Oz: The Great and Powerful," "Stoker," "A Good Day to Die Hard," "Side Effects," and "Identity Thief."