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Scary Texts from Crazy Exes

Updated August 7, 2019 265.8k votes 67.0k voters 8.9m views18 items

Ah exes! We've all had them, been them, or maybe even called the cops on one or two. While the thought of an ex rarely brings back happy memories, every now and then encounters with old flames can result in some pretty hilarious situations, as you'll see from the collection of texts from ex-girlfriends on this list. 

Here you’ll find funny texts from people who are experiencing a wide variety of emotions regarding their exes. Some have just recently been given the boot and seem to be flying at full throttle. Others are still in the denial zone and are hoping to get their person back, even if it’s obvious to everyone but them that it just wasn’t meant to be. But some of the best are pretty much over the ex in question and are dishing out the burns like a fry cook gone wild.

So the next time you wonder if you’re the only one out there with a wild ex or the only person out there that feels like one at the moment, come on in. These funny texts will give you a laugh as well as the priceless reassurance that you’re not alone.

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    That Awkward Moment When You Text the Wrong Number

    That Awkward Moment When You T is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Scary Texts from Crazy Exes
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    Marriage: Angering Crazy Exes Since Forever

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    Best. Reply. Ever.

    Best. Reply. Ever. is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Scary Texts from Crazy Exes
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    Actually This One's Kinda Priceless

    Actually This One's Kinda  is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Scary Texts from Crazy Exes
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