Scary Texts from Crazy Exes

Ah, exes! We've all had them, been them, or maybe even called the cops on one or two. While the thought of an ex rarely brings back happy memories, every now and then encounters with old flames can result in some pretty hilarious situations, as you'll see from the collection of texts from ex-girlfriends on this list. 

Here you’ll find funny texts from people who are experiencing a wide variety of emotions regarding their exes. Some have just recently been given the boot and seem to be flying at full throttle. Others are still in the denial zone and are hoping to get their person back, even if it’s obvious to everyone but them that it just wasn’t meant to be. But some of the best are pretty much over the ex in question and are dishing out the burns like a fry cook gone wild.

So the next time you wonder if you’re the only one out there with a wild ex or the only person out there that feels like one at the moment, come on in. These funny texts will give you a laugh as well as the priceless reassurance that you’re not alone.


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    Marriage: Angering Exes Since Forever

    Marriage: Angering Exes Since Forever
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    Best. Reply. Ever.

    Best. Reply. Ever.
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    When They Just Won't Let You Let Them Down Easy

    When They Just Won't Let You Let Them Down Easy
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    When Your Ex Decides To Finally Let You In On Your Break-Up

    When Your Ex Decides To Finally Let You In On Your Break-Up
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    That Horrible Moment When You Realize They Learned From The Worst

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    Well Ya Gotta Give Them Points For Technique

    Well Ya Gotta Give Them Points For Technique
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