Schmidt's Best One-Liners From 'New Girl'

America's loveable douchebag, Schmidt has managed elevate his New Girl douchery to something of an art form. Over the course of show, he's become a fan favorite out of all the characters. So it only seems natural that we compile a number of GIF Schmidt quotes for your perusal! Vote up the quotes you really enjoy, and downvote the ones that you didn't find particularly funny.

Whether it's one of his quips about his sex life, or a pronouncement about his cultural heritage, we've got plenty of Schmidt New Girl quotes you'll remember fondly. When talking about Schmidt one-liners, you can never forget the first one in the pilot: "Schmidt happens!" Yes, yes it does, Schmidt. And when it does, we'll all be there to witness those fantastic New Girl Schmidt lines. 

So take a look at our list of quote GIFs and vote up the ones you like!

  • 1
    320 VOTES

    "My Tires Were Stolen By STREET YOUTHS!"

    320 votes
  • 2
    252 VOTES

    "Bathtubs Are Medieval Filth Cauldrons."

    252 votes
  • 3
    307 VOTES

    "All Day!"

    307 votes
  • 4
    282 VOTES

    "Schmidt Happens!"

    "Schmidt Happens!"
    Photo: Fox
    282 votes
  • 5
    305 VOTES

    "The Economy Sucks, Bees Are Dying..."

    "The Economy Sucks, Bees Are Dying..."
    Photo: Fox
    305 votes
  • 6
    288 VOTES

    "Judaism, Son!"

    288 votes