List Rules Vote up any funny joke about school or students.
A list of the funniest jokes about going to school that you’ve ever heard. Outside of these school jokes, there’s nothing funny about the classroom. Seriously, we tried to think about something else that was funny about taking tests and dealing with windbag teachers. We speak for everyone when we say that school is no fun at all and it’s a big waste of time. Just kidding, stay in school kids! While you’re stuck in school, at least you can have some fun with your miserable life by reading these super funny student jokes. Enjoy!
Whether you’re a student, a teacher, or even an administrator, you can appreciate every single one of these funny school jokes. If you want to be the class clown or the talk of the school yard, then learn a few of these jokes and try them out with classmates - you’ll be the king of the schoolyard in no time! If you get sent to detention, don't worry. Just keep some of this school humor in your sock and you’ll be you’ll be writing "RANKER HAS THE BEST LISTS OF JOKES ABOUT SCHOOL EVER" on the chalkboard until your arm falls off.
Vote up you favorite jokes about school, and tell us all about that teacher that you hate in the comment section!
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How Did the Geography Student Drown?
His grades were below C-level.
What's The King of All School Supplies?
What Three Candies Can You Find at Every School?
Nerds, DumDums, and smarties.
Why Did the Student Throw His Watch Out the Window?
He wanted to see time fly.
What Happened to the Plant in Math Class?
It grew square roots.
Why Did the M&M Go to School?
Because they always wanted to be a Smartie!
Why Did the Student Take a Ladder to School?
Because they were going to high school!
Why Don't You Do Arithmetic in the Jungle?
Because if you add 4+4 you get ate!
Why Is 6 Afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9, of course.
What's the Longest Word In the Dictionary?
Rubber-band - because it stretches.
Why Do Magicians Do so Well in School?
They’re good at trick questions.
What's a Chalkboard's Favorite Drink?
Why Has Mr. Bubbles Had Nightmares since Grade School?
All the pop quizzes!
Why Is a Cyclops Such an Effective Teacher?
He only has one pupil.
What's a Teacher's Favorite Nation?
What Do You Call a Music Teacher with Problems?
A trebled individual.
How Did the Janitor Die?
He kicked the bucket.
What Do You Call a Bus You Can Never Enter?
Why Don't They Serve Beer at Math Parties?
Because you can't drink and derive...
How Does Juliet Maintain a Constant Body Temperature?
What Is a Proof?
One-half percent of alcohol.
What Is Non-Orientable and Lives in the Ocean?
Why Couldn't the Mobius Strip Enroll in School?
The school required an orientation.
How Does a Math Professor Propose to His Fiancee?
With a polynomial ring!
What Do You Get When You Mix Sulfur, Tungsten, and Silver?