education The Best School Jokes Ever Told  

Jack Napier
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List Rules Vote up any funny joke about school or students.

A list of the funniest jokes about going to school that you’ve ever heard. Outside of these school jokes, there’s nothing funny about the classroom. Seriously, we tried to think about something else that was funny about taking tests and dealing with windbag teachers. We speak for everyone when we say that school is no fun at all and it’s a big waste of time. Just kidding, stay in school kids! While you’re stuck in school, at least you can have some fun with your miserable life by reading these super funny student jokes. Enjoy!

Whether you’re a student, a teacher, or even an administrator, you can appreciate every single one of these funny school jokes. If you want to be the class clown or the talk of the school yard, then learn a few of these jokes and try them out with classmates - you’ll be the king of the schoolyard in no time! If you get sent to detention, don't worry. Just keep some of this school humor in your sock and you’ll be you’ll be writing "RANKER HAS THE BEST LISTS OF JOKES ABOUT SCHOOL EVER" on the chalkboard until your arm falls off.

Vote up you favorite jokes about school, and tell us all about that teacher that you hate in the comment section!
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What's The King of All Sch... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best School Jokes Ever Told
What's The King of All School Supplies? The ruler.

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What Three Candies Can You Fin... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best School Jokes Ever Told
What Three Candies Can You Find at Every School? Nerds, DumDums, and smarties. 

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How Did the Geography Student ... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best School Jokes Ever Told
How Did the Geography Student Drown? His grades were below C-level.

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What Happened to the Plant in ... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best School Jokes Ever Told
What Happened to the Plant in Math Class? It grew square roots.

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Why Did the Student Throw His ... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best School Jokes Ever Told
Why Did the Student Throw His Watch Out the Window? He wanted to see time fly. 

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Why Don't You Do Arithmeti... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best School Jokes Ever Told
Why Don't You Do Arithmetic in the Jungle? Because if you add 4+4 you get ate!

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Why Did the Student Take a Lad... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best School Jokes Ever Told
Why Did the Student Take a Ladder to School? Because they were going to high school!

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Why Is 6 Afraid of 7? is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best School Jokes Ever Told
Why Is 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9, of course.

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What's a Chalkboard's ... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best School Jokes Ever Told
What's a Chalkboard's Favorite Drink? Hot chalk-olate! 

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Why Has Mr. Bubbles Had Nightm... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best School Jokes Ever Told
Why Has Mr. Bubbles Had Nightmares since Grade School? All the pop quizzes!

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Why Did the M&M Go to School? is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best School Jokes Ever Told
Why Did the M&M Go to School? Because they always wanted to be a Smartie!

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Why Is a Cyclops Such an Effec... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best School Jokes Ever Told
Why Is a Cyclops Such an Effective Teacher? He only has one pupil.

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Why Do Magicians Do so Well in... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best School Jokes Ever Told
Why Do Magicians Do so Well in School? They’re good at trick questions.

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What's the Longest Word In... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best School Jokes Ever Told
What's the Longest Word In the Dictionary? Rubber-band - because it stretches. 

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What's a Teacher's Fav... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best School Jokes Ever Told
What's a Teacher's Favorite Nation? Expla-nation!

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How Did the Janitor Die? is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best School Jokes Ever Told
How Did the Janitor Die? He kicked the bucket.

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What Do You Call a Bus You Can... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best School Jokes Ever Told
What Do You Call a Bus You Can Never Enter? A syllabus!

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What Do You Call a Music Teach... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best School Jokes Ever Told
What Do You Call a Music Teacher with Problems? A trebled individual.

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What Is a Proof? is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best School Jokes Ever Told
What Is a Proof? One-half percent of alcohol. 

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How Does a Math Professor Prop... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best School Jokes Ever Told
How Does a Math Professor Propose to His Fiancee? With a polynomial ring! 

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Why Don't They Serve Beer ... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best School Jokes Ever Told
Why Don't They Serve Beer at Math Parties? Because you can't drink and derive... 

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How Does Juliet Maintain a Con... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best School Jokes Ever Told
How Does Juliet Maintain a Constant Body Temperature? Romeostasis!

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Why Couldn't the Mobius St... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best School Jokes Ever Told
Why Couldn't the Mobius Strip Enroll in School? The school required an orientation. 

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What Do You Get When You Mix S... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best School Jokes Ever Told
What Do You Get When You Mix Sulfur, Tungsten, and Silver? SWAG.

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What Is Non-Orientable and Liv... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best School Jokes Ever Told
What Is Non-Orientable and Lives in the Ocean? Mobius Dick.