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The Best School Jokes Ever Told

Updated October 13, 2018 2k votes 426 voters 7.4k views25 items

List RulesVote up any funny joke about school or students.

A list of the funniest jokes about going to school that you’ve ever heard. Outside of these school jokes, there’s nothing funny about the classroom. Seriously, we tried to think about something else that was funny about taking tests and dealing with windbag teachers. We speak for everyone when we say that school is no fun at all and it’s a big waste of time. Just kidding, stay in school kids! While you’re stuck in school, at least you can have some fun with your miserable life by reading these super funny student jokes. Enjoy!

Whether you’re a student, a teacher, or even an administrator, you can appreciate every single one of these funny school jokes. If you want to be the class clown or the talk of the school yard, then learn a few of these jokes and try them out with classmates - you’ll be the king of the schoolyard in no time! If you get sent to detention, don't worry. Just keep some of this school humor in your sock and you’ll be you’ll be writing "RANKER HAS THE BEST LISTS OF JOKES ABOUT SCHOOL EVER" on the chalkboard until your arm falls off.

Vote up you favorite jokes about school, and tell us all about that teacher that you hate in the comment section!
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    Why Don't You Do Arithmetic in the Jungle?

    Because if you add 4+4 you get ate!
  • 2
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    64

    What's The King of All School Supplies?

    The ruler.
  • 3
    64
    22

    How Did the Janitor Die?

    He kicked the bucket.
  • 4
    76
    40

    What Three Candies Can You Find at Every School?

    Nerds, DumDums, and smarties. 
  • 5
    77
    42

    How Did the Geography Student Drown?

    His grades were below C-level.
  • 6
    53
    25

    What Do You Call a Music Teacher with Problems?

    A trebled individual.
  • 7
    62
    39

    Why Did the Student Throw His Watch Out the Window?

    He wanted to see time fly. 

  • 8
    45
    23

    Why Did the Student Take a Ladder to School?

    Because they were going to high school!
  • 9
    45
    24

    What Do You Call a Bus You Can Never Enter?

    A syllabus!
  • 10
    56
    37

    What Happened to the Plant in Math Class?

    It grew square roots.
  • 11
    39
    23

    Why Did the M&M Go to School?

    Because they always wanted to be a Smartie!
  • 12
    44
    31

    Why Don't They Serve Beer at Math Parties?

    Because you can't drink and derive... 
  • 13
    43
    29

    Why Is 6 Afraid of 7?

    Because 7 8 9, of course.
  • 14
    32
    21

    What's the Longest Word In the Dictionary?

    Rubber-band - because it stretches. 
  • 15
    27
    17

    Why Do Magicians Do so Well in School?

    They’re good at trick questions.
  • 16
    31
    24

    Why Is a Cyclops Such an Effective Teacher?

    He only has one pupil.
  • 17
    31
    28

    Why Couldn't the Mobius Strip Enroll in School?

    The school required an orientation. 
  • 18
    27
    22

    Why Has Mr. Bubbles Had Nightmares since Grade School?

    All the pop quizzes!
  • 19
    28
    24

    How Does Juliet Maintain a Constant Body Temperature?

    Romeostasis!
  • 20
    29
    26

    What Do You Get When You Mix Sulfur, Tungsten, and Silver?

    SWAG.
  • 21
    37
    36

    What's a Teacher's Favorite Nation?

    Expla-nation!
  • 22
    23
    20

    What Is Non-Orientable and Lives in the Ocean?

    Mobius Dick. 
  • 23
    22
    24

    How Does a Math Professor Propose to His Fiancee?

    With a polynomial ring! 

  • 24
    35
    69

    What's a Chalkboard's Favorite Drink?

    Hot chalk-olate! 

  • 25
    17
    67

    What Is a Proof?

    One-half percent of alcohol.